That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

[You may be wandering about the island, enjoying your day or going about your daily business, when something might catch your eye! It could be a certain shonen dumbass who hasn't been seen around in a few days, wading through the ocean and trying to wring out his now soaked clothes.

...or it could be the massive blue phoenix-like creature who happens to be trailing after him as well!]

Dammit! Of all the holes I had to find that led me back here, it had to be the one in the stupid ocean! Could a dimensional distortion be in any place more inconvenient?! Hell, if I didn't know any better, I'd say someone up there hated me...

...oi, Puu, wouldja quit following me around? I know you're real happy I'm back and all, but you're gonna ruin the surprise if that old hag realizes you're not over in her little compound of terror.

Speaking of cranky old ladies...[He finally glances around, apparently just taking in the scenery now] ...when'd she do a tropical renovation? Knew she had a beach hidden around here, but those palm trees are definitely a new touch...

...

...and those dingoes too...

[And then the cogs begin to turn, as it slowly begins to dawn]

...

...oh you got to be kidding me.

[[ISLAND I AM HOME NOW

AND I AM LOOKING SO HANDSOME

--okay, but seriously, YUSUKE IS NOW CANON-UPDATED *A*b To almost-post-series, to be exact! Meaning he was pulled right before seeing his crew again on Genkai's beach, nearly three years after he went to Demon World :(b He doesn't look any different (save for being much cleaner and a few different scars), but for those who can sense energy--he will feel like a fucking tank. THANK YOU TRAINING WITH STRETCHY BALD MEN AWWW YEEEEEAAAHHH-- he's also a little less angry and more at ease with himself as a whole, so those who know him well enough will be able to pick up on that '3' AND HE DOES HAVE HIS MEMORIES they're just...slowly coming back at the moment is all :(]

[Now here is someone who hasn't been seen around in a while--one (1) Yusuke Urameshi is making his way across the beach, jacket filled with various fruits slung over his shoulder to boot. There's nothing out of the ordinary about this picture (minus the fact he's actually doing work for once) but as he continues on, more and more things seem off. His gait is slightly sluggish, as if he'd just exhausted himself from a strenuous exercise, and every so often, he pauses his trek to put a hand over where his heart would be. Frowning as if he's distracted by something, he resumes his walk, only to repeat the process a few minutes later.]

Dammit...bad enough this place decided to go all tribal on us without warning, but now this? You'd think after years of having this thing ticking, it wouldn't feel so weird, but...sheesh.

[Care to interrupt his musings?]

[So, you're going about your normal business during the festival; eating, chatting, getting harassed by the game stalls, or finding a very convenient corner to cry in after one of the more...special events.

SUDDENLY! A figure appears in front of you, spray paint in hand, with a rather...diabolical grin on their face]

Submit yourself, minion! Since I, Yusuke Urameshi, Overlord of evil and the zombie masses, will make you into my slaaaave!

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[Do you:
a) surrender yourself over to the zombie army
b) make a break for it
c) ???
d) JAM IT IN]

((Allllrighty, here be your Zombie Tag thread, guys *w*

Here's how it works: Tag with your character, and either Yusuke, Kukai or Oboro will attempt to "zombify" your character by spraying them with thankfully washable paint, to keep track of who was caught and who wasn't! Of course, since this IS a game of tag, feel free to have your character give them a run for their money/avoid being caught/be taken by surprise/etc etc.

Since this will span the entire festival, if you see any characters your character would like to tag and they've gotten caught in a previous thread, feel free to tag them! TIME PARADOXES ARE A-OKAY HERE. Threadhop to your heart's content, and have fun!))

[If you're cruising near the forest sometime during the day, you might spot your local shonen retard chillaxing against one of the trees! However, if you get a better look, you'll see that he's actually (GASP) deep in thought. Count this as one of your lucky days, since this doesn't happen quite often.]

...I don't get it. I thought I had this all figured out! I mean... okay, I wasn't an expert at it or anything, but at least I knew the basics... A little...

What the hell do girls really like, anyway?!

[Oh, it's a lovely island afternoon, isn't it? The sky is blue, the temperature isn't killing you, and unless you're hindered by handcuffs, there's absolutely nothing to worry about! And even if you were unlucky enough to be evented today, at least you have some peace and quiet to sit and figure out a way to get them off, right?

...right.

Cue one incredibly loud, incredibly horrified scream echoing from the eastern end of the island, one that will probably not end any time soon.

It looks like someone found out who they were stuck to today!]

Ohohohoho~! That's one way for a man to wake up! ♥

((RENGE AND YUSUKE HANDCUFFENS *3*b Keywords were never so relevant sob TAT Both will be tagging separately so have a ball!))

Ha...hahaha...goddamn, I can't believe this took me so fucking LONG.

This is a trap, isn't it? This is one, big, stupid, shitty TRAP. I can't believe I actually fell for that retarded joke of an excuse too! Oh, a crazy island that just happens to kidnap me, one of the major threats to the human realm, right before I jump into a portal THEY created to get me out of their hair.

Well, bravo, guys! You actually had me going for a while! Guess nothing's too big when you got KING ENMA pulling the strings! Hell, you even disguised some of your assassins to look like my friends, now isn't that nice.

But guess what. Game's fucking over. I don't know how long you all've been planning to settle in and off me when the moment's just right, but I'm not playing any longer.

Any of you assholes think of getting within ten feet of me is getting their spine made into a necklace, and that's being kind.

((SO YEAH GUESS WHO JUST GOT LEVEL 4'D :( I-I would have left it for Saturday but since I'll be scarce this weekend, I figured I should get this done now ;3;/ annnnnyway, thanks to paranoia, he...now thinks the island is some territory (YYH-speak for psychic mind-fuck fields) that the Spirit World set up to off him :( NEEDLESS TO SAY THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED. And...since he's not holding back, chances are your character could get killed, so just let me know in the thread if you want that to happen or not :(( b ))

Fuck, that old man's bite took WAY too damn long to heal...this better not mean I'm getting weak being here or someth--

....the hell?

CONGRATS YOU SURVIVED A YEAR ON THE ISLAND ENJOY YOUR CAKE AND THREADS NOW STOP DESTROYING THE LANDSCAPE

....

....it's been THAT long? Least the clothes aren't half bad, but GOD DAMN.

((DERP DERP GUESS WHO FORGOT THEIR CHARACTER'S ANNIVERSARY--anyway, Yusuke's been here a year now! WITHOUT DYING! so he got some new clothes and there's cake and everything \o/ That sign is hanging above his hut, soooo feel free to join in for some cake/hang out/bother/YOU KNOW THE DEAL. And as always, tagging will be slow since I get topped by stuff :())

....right, you know, usually about this time I'd be complaining about this. You know, the whole "Island-jacking-all-of-my-shirts-out-of-nowhere" thing? Punishment because YOU didn't bother figuring out what that fucking key was?

But you know what? For once, I'll keep my mouth shut. You know why?

....

....because at least I'm not stuck in THAT, ahahah~

....

...shut up.

((Double post for Fakir and Yusuke--! why am I doing so many of these-- Siiiiince they both were stupid and failed to do the locket event, Yusuke gets gratuitous fanservice lost all his shirts and Fakir's in a tutu :( FEEL FREE TO GAWK/BOTHER/ETC \o/ also, as always, tags may be spotty due to work/sleep/etc on my end ;3;))

....you SURE you don't have the key for this thing?

I told you, I don't...though, now that I'm looking...have you gotten taller?

What...? Hahahah, looks like I have~! 'Bout damn time, I'll say. Looks like you'll have to catch up, Makoto~

...I said taller, not taller than me. Look!

....

...I'M STILL AN INCH AHEAD, OKAY--!

Nope, looks like I'm winning. Hey, maybe I'm taller if I put my hair up higher...

Will you let me just win this for once??

((Yusuke and Makoto double post--! Just walking along the beach, so bother them if you like *A*// and Yusuke has a locket so you can tease him about that =A=b Tag order will be You --> Makoto --> Yusuke, btw /o/ Tags might lag on my end thanks to work and etc though =A=;;))