That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

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She is gloriously analyzing your fights, taking note of abilities, and most annoyingly; yelling at people as to what move is coming next. But her words always come out a bit too late to be of much help. Don't you want to sock her face in for that? Still, she's got a comment for a few fights]

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Minami Itsuki! Stop acting as if you are the tank of the party! Use speed! Speed! All the power in the world would not matter if you cannot be hit by it!
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Stop toying around, Arcueid! You complain about wasting power and this is all you can give? You are being hypocritical at best and a spoilsport at worst!
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Stop talking Yusuke and start fighting! I want to see blood!
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[Micromanagement. ._.b]

The level of education here has gone from terrible to downright pathetic! That is why you are all here, to weed the intelligent from the moronic! You have only four subjects and fifty multiple choice questions. I expect you to be done within two hours. Now go!

[You've been sucked into the library to take a mandatory Island final exam. It's ridiculously difficult, even for smart people, but cheating is allowed if you're not caught. Passing at least two subjects (math, science, history, language) will grant you a Neco Arc plushie. Failing will give you a giant red "F" on your forehead. The test also says "courtesy of Tohno Shiki" on it, so yeah.

Comment around post-test, complain, turn in your test, beat up Shiki, or yell at Sion.]

[Island has opened up a sexy party-! Your unwilling super genius alchemist is the host, nicely dressed up in a swimsuit. Aside from the normal condiments, arrayed in the area is games of Twister, water guns for wet combat, and other proper sexy party material.]

Ugh...why do I have this script. If you w-will, please enjoy yourselves and let the games begin.

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ANYONE CAUGHT STARING WILL BE KILLED ON SIGHT! YOU UNDERSTAND??

[uhh, thread hop at will!!]

[A large box is sitting on the beach with one inquisitive alchemist looking over a letter.]

"To Sion Eltnam Atlasia. Happy Birthday from the Island and Atlas Academy." I believe that would be a load of rubbish. Not only would the other alchemists be unaware of the situation I am in but they would also hesitate to send me a gift in the first place. Many of them could care less about where I may have vanished too.

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[Regardless, she opens the box and stares at the contents in horror.]

Ik- What is the meaning of this?

(ooc; double post for Ikki and Sion so-! Also, link mildly not work safe BUT I'M LOOKING AT IT AT WORK.)

Once proper thought is put in process, the concept behind how this island works can easily be put into a theory. Yes, it is a convoluted theory but it can be explained by the Many-Worlds Interpretation of quantum mechanics. Or a variation of such a thing.

Let us say that you put a gun to your head. The gun is loaded and works properly. When you pull the trigger, instantly you are sent into two separate universes. In one, you die. In the other, the gun fails to fire even though there are no problems. As a matter of fact, according to this theory, no matter what you do, you are constantly spawning multiple worlds where you do something completely different. However, all the worlds exist simultaneously which never allow you to see the result of these other worlds.

I believe this island takes every single world that exists and compresses it into one world. Much like if you attempt to compress too much information on a computer, this process causes many errors. Food growing on trees, random raining chocolate, falling stars; these are all the result of conflicting information being forced together from an unlimited number of worlds. This also explains why citizens here will randomly leave or arrive. The "you" that exists in the unlimited number of worlds was improperly compressed, leaving "you" as a functioning being on this island. As for those who leave or do not arrive, "they" have been lined up in all their worlds, allowing for zero errors in their compression. Such a thing leaves "them" functioning normally in their own world.

Also, just as important is the barrier that exists around this island. It seems to be a constant in the every changing environment of this world. I actually believe the barrier is not a barrier at all but the physical end of this world. Despite the looks, there is nothing beyond it and interaction with the edge of the universe could potentially cause the effects you have seen countless times.

Of course, this is all but a theory and can be disproven on multiple accounts not to mention anything as to why such a compression is taking place at all. More research will be required and I think an answer can be found.

[ooc; Er....yeah. She also has a bump on her head so draw your own conclusions]

Albert Einstein once said that "Genius is one percent inspiration, ninety-nine percent perspiration." Some may interpret that as saying that those who have achieved a high place in society due to their intelligence did it through hard work. I can certainly agree with this statement yet somehow, I do not feel that he meant it in a literal fashion.

A small setback but one that can be recovered from. Certainly the benefits of recording your work. I still have plenty of time ahead of me. Limited but plenty.

[ooc; Experiment explosion, charred face. Good jorb. Smells terrible though.]