That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

[[An orange-haired boy is attempting to rebuild a hut. Why?! People do strange things on New Year's, so who knows. And like the great ...Amish or ... whatever, apparently cabin/hut/dwelling building is a serious chance at some QUALITY social interaction.

But basically, consider this a typical ice-breaker post! Aka, you mingle. The only "rule" is that your character can't talk to someone they always interact with. And lol, threadhopping is obviously welcome. Hence, ice breaker.]]

Apparently this is a new year. Frankly, I never thought I'd be stuck building a cabin FOR THE GODDAMN GOD KNOWS how many fucking time already like some Neanderthal on ANY new year, but what can you do.

One resolution: Thank the Neanderthals for coming up with rudimentary tool-making.

So what the hell are you guys up to?

[[ITP proves that a lawyer and a shounen retard should never, EVER, EVER attempt to build anything that's bigger than a house of cards. Actually, they shouldn't do that either. Maybe they should just not do anything besides defending people and chopping up things. BUT BEING THE MEN THAT THEY ARE, THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.

So this is is how Phoenix and Ichigo's hut looks likes right now. Falling up stairs is always highly encouraged, because yay open house.

Order = your character --> Ichigo --> Phoenix. Threadhop, double post, etc]]

...Okay, the hut's finally finished. More like a cabin now, I guess. But whatever. A ROOF AND A DOOR AND I'M HAPPY, shut up.

Something seems off though. Uh, maybe we put in too many stairs? But everybody likes stairs. Yuzu and Karin used to play house all over them.

And people say architecture is HARD. Pft.

...

You guys know water itself doesn't have color, right? It's just reflecting the sky there. So really, it's about what color the sky is.

Just saying.


[[not taking sides. YET. BANKAIIIIIIIIII]]

Anybody who says anything about THIS, gets MY fist in YOUR face. Don't say I didn't warn you, because I just did, thanks. Got a problem with that? Well, TOO BAD. Life's not fair, get over it.

...WAIT, WHO'S HAVING A KID NOW?!

Took care of the hollows, so I think this calls for a snack.

If anybody need me, too bad. I'm going to be chopping down those cocoa trees beans. Anybody who doesn't want to get whacked on the head by falling timber and all that shit should probably move out of the way.

...Zanpaktous work on trees, right? AH, WHATEVER. Finally, some decent food. About damn time that staying on this island is getting...not really better. Or something.

Hey guys! We could have hot chocolate tonight back at the shelter.

...Just a thought, but how about we call it something other than "shelter?" It makes us sound like some kind of weird-ass fugitives from some second-rate novel.

((Ichigo => canon = loves chocolate, so there you go))

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...Where the hell's Rukia this time? ...It wasn't anything I said yesterday, right? I mean, how the hell was I suppose to react to some secret question about DATING. Geez. Confusing midget. She couldn't have said that about me...right?

AHH, WHATEVER. THIS HURTS MY BRAIN. WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS. WE'VE GOT MORE IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO ANYWAY.
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Having dingoes being the welcome wagon was not as bad as having toads trying to do...whatever the hell toads do ON MY HEAD when I was trying to get more bananas today. Freaking--And I had just come out of a freaking bath in those springs on that western island! Stupid slimy...

Besides that, been walking around yesterday. I've only been to the Northern islands, and those are pretty barren and nothing much's there. There's a bunch of trees and all sorts of stuff in the forests on the main island though. A little off to the west, I think. Where I got the bananas from, if you guys ever need them.



((BTW, the springs that he's referring to = bootleg springs a la Ranma 1/2. SOME of the springs are normal, some of them..well....if you go into them, when you come out, you might turn into say.....a one-legged chicken or something when in contact with cold/hot water XD; Feel free to mess around with that? XD))

Went fishing with Inoue yesterday, and caught a big one. Never fished before, but might as well learn it now. Not like we have a choice anyway. So you guys better not be complaining about food again! It was a damn good dinner last night.

AND WILL YOU PEOPLE QUIT IT WITH THE BETTING POOL ALREADY?! Geez, we're getting paired up with someone new every week or something?! This is like those stupid dating shows that Kon watches back home gone WRONG.

...Ahh shit. HERE TOO!?!?!? ...Damn it.

Filtered to Rukia, Byakuya, Renji, Orihime, Urahara, Rangiku, Hinamori, Hanatarou, Kira

Hey, just in case you guys haven't noticed, but there are hollows on the farthest north islands. Not a lot though, and I got one, but there might be more.

Well, today sucked even more than usual.

OY, Rinrin! You better behave yourself, or I'll kick you out.

How many ways are you suppose to say "I'M NOT WITH RENJI" will you people get it?! Don't tell me I have to bankai kick all of your asses just to get a point across. Yeah, yeah, it's all my fault, blah blah blah. I'm used to getting blamed for all this shit anyway.

...I'm going to sleep.

...Okay, the damn coconuts just all fell on my head. OW.

Good job, Ichigo. Who the hell did YOU piss off in your last life to deserve THIS?!

So more and more unfortunately familiar faces are showing up on this island. There's gotta be a way off, right?! I mean, we got here SOMEHOW. ...Where's Geta Boshi when you need him? What was that exit thing he did...? I don't suppose we can bankai our way out of this one...

Found bananas though, which is really not surprising since there is a freaking colony of monkeys here anyway.

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And Aizen of all people just showed up too. Who knows what he wants from us. Not like he'll just tell us. And let's face it, I can't do anything about it either. GREAT. JUST GREAT.

...I'm pretty sure it wasn't suppose to do that. Er...Um...Anybody here? Old guy? Hollow dude?

Okay, and I couldn't have knocked myself out with this, right? So whoever did this as a joke, better come out, so I can kick your sorry ass.

AND DINGOS DON'T COUNT, DAMMIT. THAT WASN'T AN INVITATION!!

I could've sworn that was that Gin guy I just saw. Well, my day just sucks like always, doesn't it?! First Pops decides to kick me in the head, and now this. I'll suffer brain damage from all the stupidity around me before the day's done. GREAT.

...Rukia's here too. Miss Shorty just likes to leech off of me so much. Joy. >.>