That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

*in the Inn today, there is one innkeeper sitting calmly at the front desk! Cue a ghost floating in to attempt to break the highly fragile vase that out in the open!! Which in turn makes said innkeeper put his foot down to pop open a ghost trap underneath said spook*

After the initial shock these provide, it is rather pathetic how they prove to be extremely predictable. Not to mention it spares me having to deal with anyone shooting their beams all over the place. I can say with a 100% certainty there would be at least five wrecked rooms by now if that was the case.

I can only hope everyone else remains as calm as I am.

In regards to our theater event last weekend, I have an inquiry to make of those staying here.

This is not of vital urgency, nor do I expect you all to answer. I am merely wishing to sate my curiousity after what I observed in one of the theaters. As well as what the island's half functional internet has told me in regards to the topic.

What traits do you believe a secret agent should have?

I must admit, when that woman disappeared, I had a tinge of worry, but now I just feel as if I need to clean out the entirety of what she left behind... Very well, this is overdue, so I shall begin immediately.

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*CRASH* Hnngh!! Wh-why are there this many boxes...?! No... no matter, I shall continue on.

... ...

*WHAM* --?! Who would leave this many chairs in the middle of the hall like this?! Hnnn... Just gather them back up, this is not a problem. I will need to discover just who is responsible for that later on.

... ... ...

*THUD* ... ... this goes far beyond mere humiliation! This can only be some kind of direct assault against my pride!

(( See Lulu. See Lulu clumsily walk through inn with many pizza boxes. See Lulu leave inn and fall face first into the ground and be buried underneath many boxes, then have the sign above the entrance fall on top of him as well. ))

*SUDDENLY if you happen to walk into the lobby of the inn, you may notice a Christmas tree! On this tree are a variety of ornaments, all of various shapes and sizes! ... most of which are small versions of inn residents, which may or may not say one liners from said residents*

Hm. Rather impressive, is it not? I would like to claim I am responsible in some manner, but that is not the case. I will admit the level of detail on the ornaments is praise worthy, despite the unusual features some have... Regardless, I wish those of you trapped here a Merry Christmas. I can only hope you can find some way to enjoy the holiday, if possible.

But my commentary aside and while this is cutting it rather close... I am looking for Yami Yuugi. If anyone has seem him today, I would appreciate it if you informed me of where he was.

... before I address my complaint regarding this, I would like to state I am fully aware of the fact that I could have far worse things following me. A bear, for example. At the very least a predatory animal would be regarded as somewhat normal in this manner of stalking...

This kind, however, is roughly as far as one can go from being followed by a 'normal' part of the wildlife.

... ... it does not help that the birds seem extremely determined to attract my attention.

(( ooc: Peacocks. ;w; ))

I will provide credit where credit is due. The impeccable timing on the part of the island to throw a natural disaster upon us the very day I had intended to begin this project is... impressive. A dangerous delay, which required me to further reevaluate the plans.

Ah... which reminds me, I truly do appreciate the assistance of those of you who removed the tree that had embedded itself in the roof above the entrance during the tornado.

That aside, with all of your help, I am certain we can quickly reconstruct this inn, into a sturdier, larger dwelling, that we can all enjoy living in once again. Now then, let us get back to work, shall we?

(( Inn repairing post! If you volunteered to help or would have been dragged along to help by someone, feel free to assume you have been working on it for a day or two now! It also is starting to look like it used to, just... very patched up. ))