That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

So... Guess who's back! I wonder how long it's been since I left!

Okay, so I won't bother myself with obligatory introductions. It looks like the majority of the people I knew here aren't even around anymore. But really, of all places to be stuck on!

Island, I don't know whether this is your idea of a 'welcome back' gift, but I don't think fake grass skirts are very fashionable even in Hawaii. No, ESPECIALLY in Hawaii.

... Might look better if it was green though. Brings out the color of my eyes!

Man, I'll have to make up a cave for myself again won't I?

*SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM*

SALEM!!! When in the heck did you get here and... Grow human limbs!? That's not supposed to happen! And why is it that only your head--

... I really hope that body with that rack and your head is a relative of yours because SOMEONE needs to tell me I'm not crazy! I didn't cast any spells at all today!

[This weekend's event is seeing the person you hate/annoys you/dislike everywhere! Sabrina has a lot of people she dislikes, but will be seeing her cat, Salem's head (since he's annoying) on everyone. Also, feel free to treat this as a SPAM POST. I'll be tagging with my other characters. So get with the confusion and horror people!]

[It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! Er, anyways if you are anywhere nearby your local teen witch, she is walking by with several trees being dragged behind her... Except they're moving on their own instead of her dragging them herself. It doesn't look like she's aware that anyone's around. Investigate y/n?]

Nothing like a classic fire with firewood! I hope those seagulls are on vacation for the winter since I'm claiming dibs on these. And since no one's around, less work for me!

Let's see I should start thinking of gifts to give out...

[OOC: Gonna be out for a parade so tags will be stopped!]

Salem, why did you have to tear the screen, the therapist is totally going to--...! Huh. So much for that therapy session. So I'm back here now...? Oh, my cave looks the same! All nice and furnished! Which leads to the question of whether I was really gone in the first place.

Well...! At least I won't have to worry about starting college yet.

( ... OH C'MON!!! )

That is the worst song you can play for me island!!! I'M OVER HIM OKAY??

[ooc: Canon updated to the beginning of season five! Her boyfriend broke up with her baw and she's almost starting college. Also, she changed her hair color. Yay for strawberry blond]

Besides the fact that I can't get out of this cabin? It's not so bad. I mean, there's beds, a TV, a nicely stocked fridge... Note to self, call dibs on the ice cream. What I'm REALLY worried about is the people I'm staying with.

And considering who I'm staying WITH... Dante, Nero, Vergil... Some ground rules will probably have to be made real clear! Let's see first:

1) No strangling each other.
2) No smothering each other with pillows or death by suffocation.
3) Don't throw furniture or house items at each other
4) Failure to adhere by above rules will result in cruel and unusual punishment by yours truly.

Anyways. Hey, Nero! I made cookies! Want some? And let's check out what else we have in this freezer.

... That's a lot of frozen pizza.

Is it just me or, did I miss something REALLY big? Because I don't know what the whole deal was a few days ago, but I feel like sunbathing today and not worrying about it. Although I think I overslept again? It was as if it was nighttime for a LONG time.

Oh, well more sun for me. Buuuut, if anyone wants, I just SUDDENLY found all these delicious and refreshing drinks-- so help yourself! This is an island guys; a crazy island sure, but no one should complain about the beautiful view we get to have. And now, to take this delicious strawberry smoothie...

[Sabrina has summoned a table with lots of tropical drinks and it's free for the taking. All are safe! ]

...

Okay! Okay! I... Really wasn't thinking when I pointed my finger at the dingo that suddenly jumped me out of nowhere...!

( But this is decidedly worse! )

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas~♪

Man, so it really CAN snow here. Why am I surprised? Better start counting down the days till Christmas comes. And think up of gifts I can give to other people.

Hey, does anyone know a Riku around here?

[ooc: You may notice that there's some Christmas music playing behind her-- yes that is her fault.]

[Outside on the beach, there is a young woman dressed in a witch costume, standing over an eerily lit green cauldron with billows of ominous smoke, stirring and chanting...]

( Stirring my bewitching brew... )

Mm! Macbeth is always fun to quote. Anyways, soups on if anyone's up to it!

♥ Happy Halloween! ♥

[ooc: Derp, Sabrina dressed up as a witch haha so creative. Anyways, there is just normal meaty stew in her cauldron and it's pretty much safe... Except it might turn into candy corn after you help yourself to a bowl. *A* There's lots of special Halloween music and scary sound effects thanks to her magic yay]

[Viewable by those privy to the secret~]

Okay, you know WHAT? I don't care about your animal rights, I can see why you monkeys get killed off so often! I'm just trying to find some ingredients and you're all screeching at me when I try to get something off a tree! You're like my aunts, only worse. Fine, just to shut you up:

So nothing kind will be unheard,
Just remember that mum's the word! *ping!*

[/end]

Ah, there that should do it!

Mum!

... Oops, forgot about that.

[All the monkeys around Sabrina will now be saying 'mum' repeatedly. Defeats the purpose of shutting them up orz.]