That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

*If you happen to be out on the town tonight, you may notice there is a certain rich delinquent going from store to store, usually coming out with +1 bag each time! It's pretty obvious he's on a spending spree*

Hmhm... Where to next? I should go snatch up all the recent releases... Not to mention I've got a few other things I need to get-- Tch. I should have just brought along one of the servants. Dragging around all this stuff is going to turn into a pain.

(( Like the post says! Feel free to join in on him taking advantage of some civilization, be it stores or whatever. ))

Tch, yeah right! Like I'm going to fall for this. I bet as soon as you use this stuff, something absolutely ridiculous happens. Like you hair turns bright pink, or you turn bright green and smell like freshly baked cookies...! I'm getting rid of it now.

[Cue the lovely fireball + can of spray mixture! Which, naturally, blows up all over his face]

--why the hell did it explode?!

*Please see icon*

Hmhmhm...! It's that time of the year, huh? I should see if I can loot anything good out of the place this time! Last year all I got was to hear a lot of screaming from everybody who wandered in. Heh! Was music to my ears.

Alright, time to form a party and head on in! I'd go it alone, but it's better to have someone who's actually easily spooked with me.

(( This is your obligatory 'spam/backthreading post'! Feel free to make use of it however you want. Or just harass Laharl ))

*if you happen to be wandering about the northeastern part of the island today, you may happen to see a rather unusual sight! Even more so if you happen to read the sign they are trotting away from*

[NO BOING ZONE]
[under penalty of prinny bombing]

Oi, pick up the pace! We've still got more to set up so it's damn obvious where it's not allowed! I don't want to hear you complaining about the penalty either! I know you all like being thrown at stuff like that.

( CENSORSHIP! )

... oh ha ha ha, very funny. I look like a kid let's censor everything for me you are so clever. Tch. At least this is actually useful for once. Spares me having to avoid all the stupid sexy half naked bodies running around at the moment.

*boy this sure is a lovely ship below deck! Yes sir, lots of fancy rooms all well equipped and ideal for spending a nice peaceful afternoon in, free of all worry!*

Hmhmhm...! Or are they?

*KICKS OPEN YOUR DOOR* This is a looting! Outta my way, or I'll pillage you along with the room!

*it sure is a lovely night! Yes sir, the waves crashing silently against the beach, rainbow colored chick noises still coming from the distance... and a demon with a pair of bunny ears instead of his usual hair antennae angrily marching down the beach*

I hate this holiday.

You know... I think I am pretty damn lenient when it comes to what goes on in my castle here. People sneak in, people sneak out, Prinnies explode outside my room without warning, finding out someone screwed up cooking and there's a gelatinous monster roaming the halls... Or hell, even waking up to half the castle turned into candy because of a theme day-- and by the way, whoever ate my throne last time? You better pray I don't find out who you are.

But let me tell you all something, when I say I'm taking a nap? I mean a nap. As in a week to a month tops.

And when I wake up I do not want my room covered in junk you guys get put through while I'm asleep! I don't need to know one of the theme days while I was out involved womens underwear and a bunch of drug candy! What possible use would I have for rainbow hair dye and a shirt that says "Kick him he's shorter"?! That's something Riku would wear to piss me off, not something that I would wear!

... ... ...

Hmph. With that out of the way, let's get to the more important issue here... Which of you smartasses decided to tie the ribbons in my hair this time?

((ooc; awesome volcano castle is still quite awesome ))

Tch. That time of the year, huh? The plants are starting to show up again. That just means staying inside as often as possible, right? It's the best damn solution for those things, far as I'm concerned. Unless fire actually works on them for once. The day I find one of them with a -50% resistance to fire is the day I cackle in triumph...!

Anyway, I want to get this the hell out of the way, so...

Oi! If one of you is named uh... "Saber", get the hell over here already! I don't want you taking a long time showing up leaving me with a giant target sign hovering over my head! But what the hell kind of name is Saber?