That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

Hey, Mom didn't say anything about going to the beach. This is so cool!

That's a lot of beach though.

... Wait a sec, I remember this place. This is the place with the tree that grows pizza! C'mon Vergil, let's go find the tree!


((Chibi Sparda twins - Dante and Vergil will both be tagging.))

Okay Island, if you're listening, I've got a complaint. Don't get me wrong, most of the time I like it here. I've got friends, a bar, and a place to live that's rent-free. Sometimes things get a little weird, but that's okay. That just makes life interesting.

Just one request -- stop messing with my head!

I mean seriously, do I look like the type of guy that goes to prom? Hell, I never even graduated from high school.

And don't get me started on the random kissing and the surprise family members that aren't really family. Come on, enough with the crazy make-believe shit already. I'm getting confused which memories are real and which didn't really happen, or happened to a different me, or whatever.


...

... If you're not going to answer, could I at least get some aspirin? All this shit is giving me a headache.

Damn, it's getting crowded around here.

Okay, listen up. Anyone who needs a drink, come by the bar. I think there's still some stuff that doesn't grow on the trees. Or you can bring your own coconuts and mix yourself some fancy drink. Just don't ask for one of those stupid paper umbrellas.

And just 'cause I'm tending bar doesn't mean I want to hear about your problems. I couldn't care less.


((Tag, mingle, start a bar fight, whatever. XD))

This must be that thing that was in the paper.

Alright, so I've got a key. Now what? How am I supposed to figure out what it unlocks?

Something about it looks kind of familiar...

Looks like everything is stocked up pretty good. If I counted the days right, I think it's time for a party.

Bar's open! Happy New Year!


((ooc: General New Year's Eve party post! Help yourself to drinks, and there's probably a lot of pizza from the tree around too.

Dante may not be tagging every thread, so mingling and threadhopping are encouraged!))

Looks like it's been abandoned.

... Well, she did say I built it. Guess I'll just make myself at home.


Jackpot. So this is where they've been hiding the good stuff!


((Checking out "his" bar, now under new (old?) management. Except he's too lazy to actually manage it, so whatever.))

This place looks kinda familiar.

Hey, this is that island, isn't it? I thought that was all a dream. Feels real enough though.

... Wait, if this is the island, then he might be here.

Only one way to find out...

Hey! Nero! If you're here, you owe me some money, kid!


((Monkeys, water, reverse Fountain of Youth, yadda yadda. Say hello to gay cowboy Devil May Cry 4 Dante, who is probably about 12-15 years into the future. *throws rose* ))

Huh. Looks like some kind of game thing, but how would you play one of those here? It's not even attached to anything.

... Wonder what these buttons do?

((Dante found a generic game controller that will control him if someone else uses it. Feel free to have it work on other video game characters too, if you like. XD ))

Uh, I think I need some help here.

Anybody good at doctoring?


((Emiri had a little run in with Shiba, and Dante stepped in. Unfortunately Emiri got a little cut up and could use a healer please?

EDIT: Going to bed. Emiri & Dante will tag back later.
EDIT2: I may not be able to tag today, but Kia probably will. Just go ahead without Dante.))