That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

Crap, crap, crap--! The rain's finally let up, but that's not important right now!

-- Damn it! Where the hell did I put it? I really need to find it! This is seriously important! It was with me yesterday, so where could have it gone? Who the hell should I put the blame on? God? Buddha? Zoroaster? Lovecraft?

Or did one of those dolls take it away? I swear, I'm gonna throw 'em in a furnace if they were the ones who stole my stuff.

--Okay, nobody's watching me, right? Maybe it wouldn't hurt just to see how it could work out in this ugly-ass body. Then after that, I'm going right back to my handsome self.

*so if you're looking out onto a frozen lake, you'll see a cat sliding across the ice on all fours, getting up on his two legs, slipping up his balance with a fall and COLLIDING into a pile of snow*

... ... ... Ouch. Dammit. This looked funnier when cats did it on mewtube videos, but it's different when you experience it for yourself. Screw ice skating. I am never trying that out ever again.

((Annnd memories still apply for this, but have a cat!Gintoki!))

Getting stuck in a cave: Funny, funny! Really original! Hilarious! Like I haven't seen that played out one hundred times in a TV drama. But this-- Even more original. Almost priceless. Yeah right.

Hey, Zura. Let me teach you the secret trick to getting outta of these handcuffs. My mother tried it, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather tried it and if you do everything right, we'll make history. Heck, we'll sell our secret to all of the other sad saps stuck like this. So, how about it?

((YOU KNOW THE DRILL. Gintoki and Katsura will be tagging separately!))

Hmm... hmmm... Ah, now that's perfect!

Now then. I'll just put these guys right here. Yup, yup. This ain't a bad scene we got here on the beach tonight. Just goes to show you that no matter how crazy this island of ours gets, there's still a nice view to admire.

Now better hope that I can drag myself back to the inn. If not, then I'll probably find myself in a cave, the hot springs or some creature's stomach by morning.

((Come bug him as he drinks coconut booze by the moonlight. \o/))

It has come to my attention that we are under attack by a certain menace. They hide in your cupboards, they terrorize your candy shops and they want to take away everything that you know and love. Yes, you may have met or befriended them, but who knows when they'll turn. It's only a matter of time.

( Allow me to introduce you to... )

Thank you for your time!

Naoto. Naotooooo. What are we going to do with you?

Crack a smile. Make a joke-- And not by your witty dry humor. Do something! Sulking around all day is bad for your health! Didn't your mother ever tell you that? You might as well join the Shinsengumi idiots if you want sulking and fighting crime all day.

Hey, I got it. Let's play a game on the Owee. You've played video games before, right?

((LOLOL HI HIJIKATA. WE'RE GOING TO BE BORROWING THE OWEE FOR A BIT. This will be a Gintoki-Naoto double post. "Your character-Gintoki-Naoto", you know the drill.))