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[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

[Remember that part of the Island with the theater setup? Sion has been chilling there for...a very long time with a video game system hooked up to the projector. With glorious HI DEF graphics and Devil May Cry gameplay, this sort of balls to the wall action isn't all that common.

Funny thing is, Sion is playing as herself.

And she keeps losing.]


This is idiotic! Why would someone make a game that is nearly impossible to beat! Why I would neve-

[She cuts herself off with a bite of a sandwich...and offers up a controller to YOU who may be passing by.]

I...

I require a second player. Just do not let it get to your head!

[Plug it in and watch yourself appear on screen.]

Comments

[mai-naifu.livejournal.com]

[... Wat.]

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

You at least have some experience with video games, yes?

[mai-naifu.livejournal.com]

Ah... Aa, somewhat... I used to play with Arihiko and Kohaku-san sometimes.

... Um. Sion, this is...?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

What? I found something that attracted my interest. Do not think I am doing this for fun. I am simply trying to decipher the mathematical calculation the AI uses to compete against myself.

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

They threw me on? That's pretty cool!

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Yes, they did. Now, will you be useful?

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Hey, I ain't the one who's losing! I guess I could lend you my powers for a bit.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

I am only losing because this game is excessively difficult!

[mai-naifu.livejournal.com]

[... I hate this game]

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

*I feel your pain*

[mai-naifu.livejournal.com]

Oh. You beat Nrvnqsr?

[skirtingdanger]

... Me?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Is there an issue?

[skirtingdanger]

I've never really played these kind of games before.

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Okay, this is really weird.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

How so? Games are an alternate reality, are they not?

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

Yes, but nothing like the one I've seen before.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should put it at a lower difficulty.

[mai-naifu.livejournal.com]

... I don't think that's the problem here.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

If you are having problems playing a game, shouldn't you make it easier for yourself and put it at an easier level? I thought that's how you play games like that.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

This is the only setting.

[yes-its-sad.livejournal.com]

Maybe you need to put in a code for you to get better options? Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right... and something else, I think.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

What, no "please"?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

I need to ask to have someone play a game?

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

When you're getting beaten this badly, you do.