That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

[ Your Home Ec teacher is looking gravely concerned. And by "gravely concerned", it's more that he looks dramatically upset.

... Which is really nothing new.

Him standing on the desk with outspread arms is nothing new, either. ]

It has come to my attention as clearly as though this news had arrived on my doorstep in a tiny white wicker basket and stretched out frail arms through a blanket and begged for me to embrace it!

Youth is something to empower you! Romance is something first experienced in youth! Unless of course you are hideous and unfriendly and then I must lamentably inform you that you are destined to remain alone and unenlightened forever. However, if you are a participant in my class, then I shall not allow you to wallow in misery!

Confess! Confess as if your very lives hung by a mere thread about to be snipped from the sweater of Life! The clothing your fingers have created upon my wise instructions will don you and you shall arrive at this prom in style and magnificence and grandeur! Fling open your hearts and find your partners!

Anyone who is able to do this promptly, creatively, and successfully will receive a high grade and a perfect score for attendance, along with this rare Mogeta keychain. If you opt to announce your intentions via the intercom, which is horribly tacky, I shall have no choice but to flunk you.

Now!! Return to your projects or embark on your romantic journeys, my fledglings!

((... In other words, if you haven't asked someone to the prom yet or you just want to talk to Ayame WHY WOULD YOU, feel free to do it here.))

[ Kanji's shop has been seemingly taken over by... a force not many people are brave enough to reckon with. Should you choose to walk by it and note the new floral sign that states, quite simply, AYAME, you may then notice the man cheerfully PRANCING TOWARDS YOU. ]

Rejoice, I do say rejoice! In honor of White Day, I declare I shall assist you in celebrating it to the utmost of your romantic ability! Now, come! Remove your clothing immediately!!!

((Happy White Day! If you are a girl, he is probably going to dress you up. If you are a boy and you want to be dressed up too, that's also fine. Or if you want your girlfriend/love interest to wear a maid/bunny outfit, he's your man. AYAME IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.))

[ on the beach away from... that weird guy who's squatting, there is a person in a wedding dress with flowing silver hair. The person seems to be a woman. Then the person turns around--

... And you still can't tell if it's a man or a woman.

Until he speaks, anyway. ]

How quaint, a native!