That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

BANG!!!

[ -- there was a magical explosion of sparkles, and when it subsided... ]

-- WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. THIS???
 

And THAT'S why I told you not to open it, ya fucking retard!!

[ ...and all who were nearby have suddenly swapped genders. ]

[ OOC: Leo woke up this morning to find a pretty package labeled 'do not open.' He decided to drop it off somewhere and happened to walk by a Soul Eater cookout or something. Black☆Star took it upon himself to open it, of course! Leo, Black☆Star, Maka, Kid, Blair, and Crona have been affected and will be tagging ~ threadhop and have fun! ]

[ In the library, there's a very out-of-place Black☆Star, reading one of those Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books. Out loud, of course. ]

...You realize that you got no other choice but to eventually go up against the dragon to save the people.

You decide to fight the dragon now.
You decide to train and then fight the dragon.
You flee the country without turning back.

PSH! It goes without sayin' I'll fight it and beat it. THE GREAT BLACK☆STAR CANNOT LOSE! Gyahahaha~! Turn to page 53... [ Flipping through the pages ]

You die a horrible, fiery death. -- LAME! Fine. So I'll try training. [ Finds the page. ] After training, you-- die a horrible, fiery death?! HUH? WHO WROTE THIS THING! Are they seriously making everyone go the pansy way?? [ grudgingly flipping to the last option. ]

No, it's just you, you idiot. You die a horrible, fiery death -- WHAT?!



[ OOC: Should you try your hand at the book, the options can change. o/ ]

[ It's probably a normal day; at least as far as normality goes on the Island. Maybe the out of the ordinary has become so ordinary that it's not out of the ordinary anymore. But either way, if you happen to look up to the highest point wherever you are, you might see this coming. (And how he got there is completely unknown.) If you are particularly unobservant...your only warning is: ... ]

HYAA ~ HAAAAAH!!! ~~☆

[ And thus, Black☆Star descends upon whatever it was you were doing -- and if you weren't doing anything, then he probably just dropped ONTO you. ]

...How was THAT for an entrance only a man greater than god could make???