That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

It's been a while since I had to do all of this, but seeing as how we have so many fresh residents... Any of you in a giving mood? I'm feeling a bit peckish as it's been a while since I had a good meal, and donors are always welcome~

If you aren't willing to give up blood, cigarettes are a welcome alternative since it's a hassle to go a pick a new pack every time mine get thrown out.


((OH MY GOD FINALLY HOME AFTER SO MUCH MEXICO I MISSED YOU ISLAAAAAND ;w; also yes feed the sexy vampire you know you want to))

Hey, so...~

What does one do when their secretary comes come smelling like someone else's burnt possessions~? More specifically, when they come home smelling like burnt metal and exhaust fumes?

Just curious♥


((GOD YES FINALLY FINISHED ALL MY CLASSES HELLO ISLAND I MISSED YOU ;A;/// also whoops incredibly late but this is Zelman ): he's a lazy fuck))

Let's see now... the sixteen years I was alive excluded, I've been Black Blood for seven hundred and eighty-five years, and Old Blood for seven hundred and one. That puts my ETD somewhere around 1206 approximately--assuming that it wasn't near the end of 1205 or something.

Hah, I can't even remember the last time I thought about all this~ It must have been decades since I last counted up the years. Funny how I remember the day I was born more than the day I died. Oh well.

Happy Death-Day to me, I suppose~

...Well, as far as work is concerned your usual duties won't be needed here. It's not as though I have a company to run--

What, are you still upset about that? The barrier wasn't even scratched, and everything went back to way it was supposed to after a day or two. No harm done~

No--you don't need to worry about any laundry, I've already got some dumb kid doing it. ...Hnn? Oh, his name is "Chica" or something... No, I wasn't really interested in knowing what it was-- ...Aa. That's fine if you really want to I suppose...


Oi. Laundry-boy~ You're fired.


((oh-so-happy to have his sexylady on island, so Zelman and Sayuka are ttly like this atm because he missed her lap *A*b both with be tagging. Order is ___ -> Zelman -> Sayuka o/))