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SNAAAAAAAKE--!
[The island has gained one(1) very angry, overly dramatic, blond British super soldier. He is, as usual, not happy.]
[Not quite as usual is the fact that he kind of just fell from nowhere into a snowbank. Swearing vividly at this unexpected development, he stumbled out of said snowbank and brushed snow off his shoulders--did I mention he's not wearing a shirt? Because he's not wearing a shirt. In fact, all he's wearing is combat boots, fatigues, a holster with a knife and pistol, and a set of dogtags.]
...this isn't Shadow Moses. Where--oh, I must have hit my head. Fantastic. I've important things to finish, and this is no time for a concussion or anything of the sort.
[The island has gained one(1) very angry, overly dramatic, blond British super soldier. He is, as usual, not happy.]
[Not quite as usual is the fact that he kind of just fell from nowhere into a snowbank. Swearing vividly at this unexpected development, he stumbled out of said snowbank and brushed snow off his shoulders--did I mention he's not wearing a shirt? Because he's not wearing a shirt. In fact, all he's wearing is combat boots, fatigues, a holster with a knife and pistol, and a set of dogtags.]
...this isn't Shadow Moses. Where--oh, I must have hit my head. Fantastic. I've important things to finish, and this is no time for a concussion or anything of the sort.