That one crack RP with too many underscores. TOH!

[ Off in the brigade club room -- which used to be the literary club -- which used to actually be a club -- which possibly still is somewhere -- which, okay enough. ]

Ah hah! Checkmate.

[ Itsuki is sitting there playing chess. And you know it's a sad day when his opponent is himself. Maybe you're visiting, maybe you're actually interested in this SOS Brigade thing, or...maybe you're lost and thought it was the bathroom. Either way, he glances up with a smile. ]

...ah! A visitor. Did you wish to join? Either the game or the club, as you can see we are lacking in both areas.

[ Hay, Islanders. Don't you need a little fanservice that isn't of the female persuasion? Have a terribly underdressed Itsuki who was in the middle of changing from his gym clothes into his school uniform, and currently just has on gym shorts. Talk about an inconvenience. But at least everything else is in the bag that came with him. Except coats. Coats would be very much appreciated. ]

.....

...well, this is most unpleasant.