oo2 >> trees should not DO that

[littlebigbot.livejournal.com]

[ So there is a giant... ish. Giantish alien robot attempting to hide behind a tree.

And then the tree just... scoots out of the way somehow. Judging by the giant clearing he's in, this has been going on for a while. ]

This is so not my day. Get back here you little-

((ooc; MODE LOOOOCK. 'Bee can't transform at the moment or generate his holo. And everything he tries to hide behind just... moves out of the way. Enjoy your robot.))

Full Metal Chef

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

[ Hey, what's that smoke? Holy crap, is someone's hut on fire? Given how black the smoke is, it would be safe to guess as much. But no, that's hardly the case.

In the middle of the beach is a campfire, set up by none other than Sousuke Sagara. On a sheet of metal above said fire is some fish... or, rather, what used to pass as fish. At this point the blaze has somehow managed to consume the fish and metal seriously how is metal on fire just don't ask it'll only hurt your head, and he's standing next to the blaze, staring at what was supposed to be his meal. His expression is somewhere between feeling lost and utterly defeated. ]

. . .

I do not believe this is proceeding as per average culinary standards.


(( EDIT: off to work, be back in a while! back... WITH A VENGEANCE And now off to sleep! Tags will resume in the morning /o/; ))

Desu #26: RIP, My Candy Rival

[toomuchdesu.livejournal.com]

[Just a couple of feet away from the dollhouse is one Rozen Maiden with a basket of flowers and Pocky sticks. Right in front of her is a tiny cross with the words "RIP" in semi-readable text stuck in the ground. Unbeknownst to her, the person she's giving the candy and flowers to is very much alive...]

... Such a silly human. You should've been careful! Someone like you isn't the type to be taken down so easily. I... honestly expected something better from you; I must say that I'm disappointed. But for now, you need to rest peacefully and calmly. Shinku and I believe you deserve it.

So here, please accept my delicious tokens. Being the sweet tooth that you are, I'm sure you'll have no problem with them ~ desu.

Even though you are a complete nuisance and always irritating with not saying my name properly at all, and you have a really tiny brain and stupid hair, you... you aren't such a bad human after all ~ desu.

3rd Channel

[truth-banger.livejournal.com]

... Sorry Teddie. It's a bit tacky, but you'll be able to spot it. Right?

Has anyone seen this bear, er... child?