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[thisismafia.livejournal.com]

WHY WON'T THESE FUCKERS DIE.



They're getting everywhere, and if they even so much as tries to get their nasty little antennae on all my fuses, they're going to DIE A VERY CRUSHED AND COCKROACH DEATH.

Something went very horribly wrong in the evolutionary scheme for these things to be so goddamn RESILIENT.


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[has-a-scent.livejournal.com]

Uh....P-Please tell me other people are seeing this, too.

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[dubyatffffff.livejournal.com]

GO, JENNY VI! ATTACK! See, it's completely made in the US of A! With some Island help, of course. These coconut shells are really strong!



... ... [OOPS IT HAS OBLITERATED THE WILDLIFE IN THAT AREA IN TRUE AMERICAN CAPITALIST FASHION. Did I mention there is an increased chance of LANDSLIDES AND POLLUTION NOW]

... ... It's okay. We still have Alaska for that wildlife stuff.

So how about that recession? That huge foreclosure crisis and credit crisis is obviously the work of terrorists who are AGAINST. CAPITALISM. The power of the free market would never disappoint us! I'd say we strike those Middle Eastern terrorist Especially Iran. I never liked them. They're always lame and wear those weird outfits. And bans my movies! but CONGRESS.

Hey England! How's that recession coming along? I actually have some ideas about how to combat it. New boss and all.

Hey China! Wanna help me make stuff?

Of infestations and antennae

[persuadebyforce.livejournal.com]

Tch... Anybody who says my hair even remotely resembles any of these bugs gets a boot to the face and or lit on fire in some manner.

No exceptions.

And if all the girls here aren't too busy freaking out over bugs, any of you that still have one of those lockets? Get over here so I can try jamming my damn key in.

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[panicatthetv.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE HELL IT'S NOT EVEN A ROACH WHAT IS IT?! Whydoesithavesomanylegs?

delicious cockroaches I must eat them

[eatin-ur-snakez.livejournal.com]

...

I don't know what you're all complaining about.  Cockroaches don't taste too bad.  Lots of protein, too.

Now camel spiders...don't get me started on them.  Blegh.

...could use some salt, I guess.

((Yes.  He is eating cockroaches. =|))