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[lolitajokehere.livejournal.com]

Really, would somebody care to tell me what the fascination with the church is? I realize church doors should be open to everyone, but really!

Yes, the building itself seems quite out-of-place, but that's still no reason to go sneaking around~ I'm sure you people can find somewhere else to play detective. People do live here, you know!

Perhaps I should put up "no trespassing" signs.

((STOP SNEAKING AROUND HIS CHURCH GD IT Edit: Have some errands to run before work. I'll tag back later tonight if work doesn't kill me.))

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[wrstpartnerever.livejournal.com]

[this girly shriek can be heard for at LEAST a mile. sitting in a perfectly nice clearing where he'd been taking a nap is: one (1) Tsuzuki Asato, minus clothing, plus a convenient little black censor circle floating in the appropriate region.]

--THIS IS NOT FUNNY where did my coat go I know I had it when I went to sleep and for that matter I had a shirt and pants too and -- I wasn't THAT asleep!

ISLAND-SAN GIVE MY CLOTHES BAAAAACK pleeeeeease....

[sudden gulp of realization. DIVING FOR A BUSH.]

From the mouths of children

[small-medium.livejournal.com]

((Pearl is reading one of the posted "island status" signs and has an Important Question))

"Slightly chilly?" But, the island isn't cold at all right now. Maybe it's just in the "nether regions" and we don't know where that is.

Um, does anybody know where the "nether regions" are?

((And once again, I am a bad, bad person))

12th Trick: Training max!!

[flameoff.livejournal.com]

Haa, you can't trust anyone on this damn island. I should've asked Akito where he got these from and tested them out. They had better work, since it looks like Adachi needs them more than I do. And now that he's here... Shit, why am I always so useless at the most crucial times...? Who knows when--whatever.

What number was I on again?

...

Oh right, seventy-nine...

[ooc: Kazu is training! Well, warming up by doing some push-ups and sit-ups. Has Nike, Sora, and Emiri's almost-death on his mind. +A+

EDIT: Braindead. Will tag back tomorrow!]

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[iareanwinnar.livejournal.com]

Mr. Fluffy Kitty person?

You lied to me. There were no rocks that could fit into my head. Plus, the blue place had lots of fishies in it. One even bit me in the leg. THANKFULLY something hit him. Buuuuuuuuut then he hit me. With it's tail. And then I went flying out of the blue place. Like a biiiiiiiird! I believed I could fly and I did! Miracles CAN come true! ... Also, I could not breathe. There was that too.

... There's a bush... or a tree here. It has pizza hanging on it. Is it sick? Did it get a pizza cold? Or is it the pizza flu!? It's not contagious, is it?

((OOC EDIT: Hello island, your pizza tree is being shot at right now. Good day. Oops, too late. It's dead now. :((( ))

To be a damsel in distress?

[littleguardian.livejournal.com]

Huh... so the girls in stories usually get to marry a prince once they're rescued from some horrible danger or something, right? Everybody loves a damsel in distress! A delicate maiden who bolsters men's egos by always needing their help, and gets away with thanking them with only her sweet, heartwarming smile... Ooh, that's the life!

But how's a girl supposed to go about becoming a damsel in distress, anyway? Getting kidnapped isn't something that just happens whenever it's convenient... even though Ion always made it look so easy.

Ohh... what did he do that I'm not doing? Maybe if I figure this out, I'll have my prince on a white horse waiting just around the corner!

SECOND DEFENDER!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh... Excellent! This is truly an ideal location! The aura of danger, the sounds of wild creatures lurking deep within, the glowing eyes that light the darkest depths...! Yes! I have searched far and wide across this isle, and not a single area would better suit my purpose! This is, without a doubt, what one would call a destined location!

Therefore, I hereby christen you--!

THE FLAY CAVE, MARK II!!

Gyahahaha! An impressive proclamation, for sure! Now then... Those of you who seek adventure and do not fear danger... I would welcome you to my den of danger! Allow me to give some of you the grandest of tours!

[002] Tree Asassination

[nicecollarbones.livejournal.com]

 ...does anybody here happen to have botanical skills?

[[THE PIZZA TREE IS DEAD. Someone plz to be helping it? >: Somehow?]