3rd Fragment

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*MEANWHILE AWAY FROM LOKI'S MANSION BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A HARD ON FOR TECHNOLOGY-- have a Blade looking very focused on a laptop*

( Moe moe kyun~☆ )

Let's see... Should I go for the little sister's route first? The problem here is that I don't have enough affection points for her. I'll have to do whatever it takes to make those points skyrocket somehow. Hmmm... Maybe if I walk her to school instead of going on alone, that would make 'em increase.

Besides, if I walked with the older sister to school, that would've triggered her route immediately and closed off the little sister's one! The little sister takes propriety first and must be protected!! That is an unwritten rule as her big brother figure!

Ah, I should grab some snacks or somethin'. This could take me a while.

Birthday of Justice!

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*If you happen to be anywhere on the west side of the island, you may notice a long stretch of snow covered beach that has a single man standing under a giant banner that says "THE GUNNAR BIRTHDAY BASH!" Right after that, you may also notice the considerable amount of ice-themed monsters roaming about nearby, ranging from boss level intimidating to 10 HP weaklings*

I see I have been granted a gift unlike any other! Truly, a man such as I could ask for no greater present upon this grand day! However, I should not be greedy. Heh heh heh... In fact, this is the perfect chance for recruitment.

Very well! To my side, allies of justice! Let us decimate this scourge upon our winter wonderland with extreme prejudice!

(( ooc; YOU HEARD THE MAN. All kinds of RPG monsters from every ice dungeon imaginable wandering about in this post, cut loose, do combos, whatever! ))

Break 4: you fail, good day snowsir!

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Okay, so get this, get this. Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted! Get it? As-salt-ed! Hahahaha! Oh, that one brings frozen tears to my eyes...

Um.

A termite walks into a bar room, takes a look around and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"

...

What about this one? What's long, yellow and fruity?

I don't know, a banana?

An apple is disguise!

...D...Don't quit your day job, Snowman-san.

((BEWARE THE BAD JOKE SNOWMAN. Feel free to have it tell lame jokes in your own tag!))