gimmie-fortunes.livejournal.comOHOHO, ATTENTION ISLAND. ATTENTION ISLANDERS.
While you were all going about your meaningless pathetic excuses for boring lives, I, the one, the only, the fabulous, the most handsomest man in the world, COUNT OLAF, was toiling over a Brilliant Scheme of most Epic Proportions! My Nice Guy act, one that I have been acting and cultivating for all these weeks, has successfully, effectively, prodigiously pulled the metaphorical wool over your stupidly near-sighted eyes! Just like the wolf that recieved the surprise axe to the stomach in the story, you never saw MY AXE of plots coming! Ohoho, I am so thrilled about this, I can't contain it, I must have a dance break of glee~! *DANCE BREAK!*
...Ahaha, ever so much better. I am refreshed and taken to the limits of victory dances. THAT BEING SAID, by means insidious and nefarious, I have kidnapped YOUR LARGE RICH AND ANGRY ORPHAN, KUROGANE THE NINJA LORD. Ohoho, yes~! He is in my clutches, even now, chained down to a Red Flyer Wagon full of steaming hot rice! A rice bed, actually!
ISLAND, I HAVE YOUR LARGE RICH ORPHAN KUROGANE. IF YOU WANT HIM BACK, I DEMAND A RANSOM. A LARGE RANSOM. I know that there are those among you who CARE about this ORPHAN KUROGANE so please, don't be shy~! Step forward~! Pay his ransom~! Cough up the dough~!! ....OHOHOHO, I'M SO BRILLAINT AND EVIL~!! Truly, I am not only the Handsomest Man, but also the Brilliantest Man in the World! Ohoho the cleverness of me~!!
((Still in his Fai costume~!))