Dinner and a Key

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...do I want to go see a movie?  I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

...

These movie options are unacceptable.  None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion.  I will decline.  "Cancel".

...

Why is she crying now?  Is she harmed?  Where is the First Aid option?  I should call an ambulance.  "Call".

.........

W-What?  Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now?  I am trying to help you.  You are being perfectly irrational!  Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait!  Do not leave!  I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages! 

Damn, another failure.  This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at.  Come coach him?  Watch him fail harder than you thought possible?  Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

Comments

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh you poor poor military man. Can't even get through a dating sim, huh~?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

The females who are programmed into these simulations are inconceivably irrational. I can not comprehend them.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

All Pekoponian women are irrational. It's just takes a special insight to learn how to work your mind into their irrational... ness. Ku ku kuuu~

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

What on earth are you talking to??

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

The simulation. It is being perfectly frustrating.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Simulation? Is that the name of that... thing you are holding?

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Sagara-san...?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...greetings, Miss Hisui. I suppose I will restart the simulation.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Simulation?

[dibsonrainbow.livejournal.com]

......What in the world are you doing?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

I am attempting to understand the workings of this simulation. It is not following any logical mindset whatsoever.

[lanvalbitch.livejournal.com]

*OAO* What kind of fontech is that?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HAVEN'T YOU EVER SEEN oh forget it*

...this device? It is a computer.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

May I ask what you're doing?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Affirmative. I am attempting to master this simulation.

[candlejacked.livejournal.com]

Maybe she was crying because her feelings were hurt.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...why? I was only attempting to avoid wasting time with a pointless film.

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

*duuuuuuude laptops are so retro BUT HE IS WATCHING ALSO*

Huh.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*yeah the graphics aren't as good as they are on my GIANT ROBOT but it'll do*

Hm?

[arcanatastic.livejournal.com]

*checking this out!*

... do you need any help playing?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

I am experiencing some difficulties. Assistance would not be unwelcome.

[resistemourges.livejournal.com]

...

Is that a dating sim?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...if that is the social vernacular for a simulation of interaction between opposite genders in a civilian environment, then yes.

[perfect-partner.livejournal.com]

What are you doing?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

I am attempting to gain skill in social interaction.