i_s_l_a_n_d_rp | Dinner and a Key

...do I want to go see a movie? I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

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These movie options are unacceptable. None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion. I will decline. "Cancel".

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Why is she crying now? Is she harmed? Where is the First Aid option? I should call an ambulance. "Call".

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W-What? Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now? I am trying to help you. You are being perfectly irrational! Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait! Do not leave! I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages!

Damn, another failure. This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at. Come coach him? Watch him fail harder than you thought possible? Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

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I am talking about being charming. Persuasive. ~~Something you don't seem to be well-versed in.~~ Pick something that will make you persuasive, too.

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*taking one point from Str and Int and switching them over*

Is that sufficient?

No, put another point in.

This is going to leave me defenseles...

*but fine, taking another one from Str*

That's better.~

Very well.

*GAME BEGIN: need to choose activity for the day*

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*devoting entire schedule to school and physical training*

Education and exercise? That's boring. Do something fun, too.

...but that would be impractical.

It isn't. Look, there is an option to talk to people. You could make new relationships, and those can be useful.

...increase my circle of allies. Interesting. Very well. *Entering social interaction...FEMALE GET*

...there is no option to discuss military matters. I am not knowledgeable in any of these fields.

Then pick something else. Tell her she looks pretty.~

...what? That is an abrupt statement to make; greeting someone in such a matter is perfectly farfetched. I will show you.

*click; HAPPY RESPONSE GET*

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???

Hou~ it looks like she liked the compliment.

...does...that's...is that applicable to real life situations as well?

Of course~~ Unless you aren't being sincere, and the girl can tell. Then you shouldn't bother.~

*scribbling in notebook: "Proper greeting: compliment aesthetics. Do not attempt to bluff."*

Most informative. ...she is hungry? I do not have any foodstuffs in my inventory.

... ~~ *oh god why are you writing this down |DDD*

Then take her out somewhere.~~ It would be rude to just ignore her.

*because poor Sousuke thinks this is how he's supposed to greet every female ever now D|*

...hrm. I suppose. ...there is not an option to visit the supermarket. How else am I supposed to stock up on enough jerky and dried vegetables to share with her?

*:') he'll be popular!*

Jerky and dried vegetables?? No, take her out for expensive food! And dessert!

*until he tries it on Akiha >:*

Why does it have to be expensive? I did not even acquire a job yet, this is highly irresponsible.

The best foods are always the most expensive~ That's why.

...I am hardly acquainted with this girl. This seems perfectly foolish.

*selects fancy expensive restaurant; SCREEN COVERS IN HEARTS AND HAPPY WORDS WTF*

...ah.