Dinner and a Key

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...do I want to go see a movie?  I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

...

These movie options are unacceptable.  None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion.  I will decline.  "Cancel".

...

Why is she crying now?  Is she harmed?  Where is the First Aid option?  I should call an ambulance.  "Call".

.........

W-What?  Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now?  I am trying to help you.  You are being perfectly irrational!  Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait!  Do not leave!  I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages! 

Damn, another failure.  This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at.  Come coach him?  Watch him fail harder than you thought possible?  Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

Comments

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Oh you poor poor military man. Can't even get through a dating sim, huh~?

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

What on earth are you talking to??

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Sagara-san...?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

The females who are programmed into these simulations are inconceivably irrational. I can not comprehend them.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

The simulation. It is being perfectly frustrating.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...greetings, Miss Hisui. I suppose I will restart the simulation.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Simulation? Is that the name of that... thing you are holding?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Ah, negative. The device is a computer; the program which is presently running is the simulation.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

All Pekoponian women are irrational. It's just takes a special insight to learn how to work your mind into their irrational... ness. Ku ku kuuu~

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

*you can't eat it so not that interested :((*

What is the simulation about?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Are you telling me that you understand the proper technique?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

It is supposed to simulate personal encounters with the opposite gender. I have never experienced anything like this in my dealings with females, however.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

*oho that sounds a little interesting--*

Play it again. I want to see.~~

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

I am telling you that everything you need to know... *BAM! HUGE BOOK! Titled: "How to understand Pekoponian women - Dating Sim tips included"* ... Is right here.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Very well.

*Reboots the game--time to choose starting stats!*

...

*Evenly distributing all points between Int and Str, fuck you Charisma*

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

*from like... the Middle Ages so this is new |D*

What are you doing right now?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE THE MOTHERLOAD OF ALL SOCIAL INTEL*

...

I see. Would it be problematic for me to survey that text?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Assigning "base stats". They are supposed to influence the way others interact with my character. I place primary focus on strength and intelligence in case we are attacked. Defending the subject is the primary objective.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

It's yours to survey, da ze~

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Hou, you can't just have those two. It's boring if you can't talk your way out of situations.~

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Simulation?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

*hell yes reading like the fist of the north star jesus christ*

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

No problem~ Learn the ways of the female Pekoponian, young grasshopper, da ze~

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...if I can not negotiate through conversation, I am armed to outwit or overpower my adversary.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Affirmative. With the purpose of understanding interactions with the opposite gender.