Dinner and a Key

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...do I want to go see a movie?  I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

...

These movie options are unacceptable.  None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion.  I will decline.  "Cancel".

...

Why is she crying now?  Is she harmed?  Where is the First Aid option?  I should call an ambulance.  "Call".

.........

W-What?  Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now?  I am trying to help you.  You are being perfectly irrational!  Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait!  Do not leave!  I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages! 

Damn, another failure.  This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at.  Come coach him?  Watch him fail harder than you thought possible?  Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

Comments

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Ah, negative. The device is a computer; the program which is presently running is the simulation.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

*you can't eat it so not that interested :((*

What is the simulation about?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

It is supposed to simulate personal encounters with the opposite gender. I have never experienced anything like this in my dealings with females, however.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

*oho that sounds a little interesting--*

Play it again. I want to see.~~

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Very well.

*Reboots the game--time to choose starting stats!*

...

*Evenly distributing all points between Int and Str, fuck you Charisma*

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

*from like... the Middle Ages so this is new |D*

What are you doing right now?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Assigning "base stats". They are supposed to influence the way others interact with my character. I place primary focus on strength and intelligence in case we are attacked. Defending the subject is the primary objective.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Hou, you can't just have those two. It's boring if you can't talk your way out of situations.~

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...if I can not negotiate through conversation, I am armed to outwit or overpower my adversary.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

I am talking about being charming. Persuasive. Something you don't seem to be well-versed in. Pick something that will make you persuasive, too.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...

*taking one point from Str and Int and switching them over*

Is that sufficient?

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

No, put another point in.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

This is going to leave me defenseles...

*but fine, taking another one from Str*

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

That's better.~

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Very well.

*GAME BEGIN: need to choose activity for the day*

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*devoting entire schedule to school and physical training*

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Education and exercise? That's boring. Do something fun, too.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...but that would be impractical.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

It isn't. Look, there is an option to talk to people. You could make new relationships, and those can be useful.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...increase my circle of allies. Interesting. Very well. *Entering social interaction...FEMALE GET*

...there is no option to discuss military matters. I am not knowledgeable in any of these fields.

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Then pick something else. Tell her she looks pretty.~

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...what? That is an abrupt statement to make; greeting someone in such a matter is perfectly farfetched. I will show you.

*click; HAPPY RESPONSE GET*

...

???

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Hou~ it looks like she liked the compliment.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...does...that's...is that applicable to real life situations as well?

[ingirlsclothing.livejournal.com]

Of course~~ Unless you aren't being sincere, and the girl can tell. Then you shouldn't bother.~

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*scribbling in notebook: "Proper greeting: compliment aesthetics. Do not attempt to bluff."*

Most informative. ...she is hungry? I do not have any foodstuffs in my inventory.