i_s_l_a_n_d_rp | Dinner and a Key

...do I want to go see a movie? I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

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These movie options are unacceptable. None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion. I will decline. "Cancel".

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Why is she crying now? Is she harmed? Where is the First Aid option? I should call an ambulance. "Call".

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W-What? Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now? I am trying to help you. You are being perfectly irrational! Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait! Do not leave! I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages!

Damn, another failure. This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at. Come coach him? Watch him fail harder than you thought possible? Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

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*scribbling in notebook: "Proper greeting: compliment aesthetics. Do not attempt to bluff."*

Most informative. ...she is hungry? I do not have any foodstuffs in my inventory.

... ~~ *oh god why are you writing this down |DDD*

Then take her out somewhere.~~ It would be rude to just ignore her.

*because poor Sousuke thinks this is how he's supposed to greet every female ever now D|*

...hrm. I suppose. ...there is not an option to visit the supermarket. How else am I supposed to stock up on enough jerky and dried vegetables to share with her?

*:') he'll be popular!*

Jerky and dried vegetables?? No, take her out for expensive food! And dessert!

*until he tries it on Akiha >:*

Why does it have to be expensive? I did not even acquire a job yet, this is highly irresponsible.

The best foods are always the most expensive~ That's why.

...I am hardly acquainted with this girl. This seems perfectly foolish.

*selects fancy expensive restaurant; SCREEN COVERS IN HEARTS AND HAPPY WORDS WTF*

...ah.

*oho chuckling* It seems I am quite good at this simulation.~~

...it...would seem so.

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Please provide further assistance. It would be beneficial to know the proper strategy.

Hmmm~ why not? You should talk to her about something that interests her, and pay for the meal~~

...the financial issue I can cover easily, but I do not know what her interests are; additionally, it is probable that I would know nothing in her range of civilian interest.

Then ask her what she's interested in and just listen.~

... *click*

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*girl begins talking--oh god what are these movies she's talking about I don't recognize that musical artist why would I care about makeup your shoes would not be efficient in a combat scenario I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT FLOWERS*

This is bad.

*TOTALLY LISTENING AND LEARNING ABOUT MODERN THINGS *A*!!*

Hm?

I have no knowledge in any of those fields. This situation is in jeopardy.

Really? None of them??

Negative. If she was interested in proper footwear for various military operations, I would be able to converse on that matter. However, that is not the case.