Dinner and a Key

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...do I want to go see a movie?  I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

...

These movie options are unacceptable.  None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion.  I will decline.  "Cancel".

...

Why is she crying now?  Is she harmed?  Where is the First Aid option?  I should call an ambulance.  "Call".

.........

W-What?  Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now?  I am trying to help you.  You are being perfectly irrational!  Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait!  Do not leave!  I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages! 

Damn, another failure.  This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at.  Come coach him?  Watch him fail harder than you thought possible?  Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

Comments

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Perhaps act in a fashion that would make her happiest most immediately?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

That is rather difficult, as I have no insight as to what makes her happy in the first place.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

*just nodding for you to continue*

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*okay then, takka tikka tak--*

She wishes to meet me after school. I should inform her that I have homework to complete, as does she.

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...that...is not what the simulation wishes for me to do, though, is it?

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

*nodding*

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*agrees to meeting; HEARTS AND SPARKLES*

Preposterous.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

It does seem unusual...

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*oh well lalalala OH BOY DATE TIME*

...and now we enter the movie scenario again. This is a bad situation.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Bad?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

I have yet to successfully navigate this scenario.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

How many options have you selected?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Every answer that makes sense.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

Perhaps keeping in mind the entertainment value, rather than the informative...