Dinner and a Key

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...do I want to go see a movie?  I suppose it could be educational, if the film is properly selected; very well. "Yes".

...

These movie options are unacceptable.  None of these movies appear to be informative in any fashion.  I will decline.  "Cancel".

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Why is she crying now?  Is she harmed?  Where is the First Aid option?  I should call an ambulance.  "Call".

.........

W-What?  Why is she offended that I am trying to make a phone call now?  I am trying to help you.  You are being perfectly irrational!  Please do not--

G-Game Over?!

Wait!  Do not leave!  I will see the pointless movie and partake in unhealthy beverages! 

Damn, another failure.  This does not make any sense.

((Sousuke's stumbled on a laptop which is good for nothing besides playing dating sims, a feat which he fails miserably at.  Come coach him?  Watch him fail harder than you thought possible?  Or maybe take interest in the key he's tied around his neck, who knows. ARGH GOTTA SLEEP SO HARD--will continue tags on the morrow!))

Comments

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[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...what if our interaction is not normal?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Are you attempting to imply something?

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

If our interactions and decisions violate the standards set by a simulation designed to perform normal interactions, it is a possibility that our standards are the ones which are not normal. I have been told such about my own mannerisms, anyway.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*fuse popping*

I can assure you, our interactions are perfectly normal. Any attempt to imply otherwise will be met with the appropriate response.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

What would the appropriate response be, hypothetically?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Something beyond your comprehension.

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[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*takka takka takka*

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[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

The simulation does not accept that response, either.

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[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

........

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[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

That simulation is a load of incomprehensible junk! Anyone with .02045% of a brain can easily program something far more accurate! Something like this is obviously pandered towards those who feel the need to flaunt their superiority even though they never even leave their own mother's basement!!

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...*oh god what have I done*

I believe you are overreacting slightly, Miss Sion. Perhaps you should sit down for a few moments.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Overreaction? No. Something this mindbogglingly idiotic needs to be removed from this world.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...even if the simulation is not functioning properly, the computer itself may be able to be rewired into working components. Destruction is not an option.

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[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

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[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*pulls out a chair and sits*

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

*where the hell did that thing come from glad to see you taking his advice*

Are you feeling well?

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

*the same place the gun came fro- I mean...*

I'm fine. I overreacted a bit.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

It is not a problem, Miss Sion. I have been accused of overreacting in a similar manner on numerous occasions.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

To overreact is to be human. There is no fault in that.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Of course. It is perfectly normal.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Bringing us back to the point that our interactions are normal.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...hm. I suppose you are correct, then. I apologize for questioning your reasoning, Miss Sion.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

Apology not accepted. Questioning is needed to gain knowledge and to peel the fiction off the fact.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

Also true. However, questioning a reliable source can waste valuable time in critical situations.

[dualcore-amdx64.livejournal.com]

A possibility but there are times you may regret not questioning what is there.