Jade Curtiss: Consulting Services

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

After so long, it seems like what people here need is some consulting advice. After all, so many unnecessary problems could be solved with a little guidance and suggestion from an experienced person, such as myself. I like to think so anyway. So, for today, I am willing to offer advice on many numerous things to you, people of the Island. Obviously at no charge, seeing as a currency system hasn't been put into place, but nonetheless. And don't mind anyone who tells you I'm a horrible person to get advice from, especially if they have long red hair, or if they have a nasty phobia of women. Or if they are some kind of princess. They're just jealous.

((Hey, is that sum overdue jade post!? No, he won't advise you maybe, fyi. He'll con and insult you. Get it? Con? Insult? Consult? *goes to hang self*))

Comments

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

None at all. I just know one who has an irrational dislike towards me.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

It can't be that, I sound like a perfect gentleman around him, as he demands I do. No, I do believe it's due to his sheltered life and his self-centered attitude.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Free advice? That is very kind of you.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Well, I would charge, but then again, I highly doubt people here have any Gald on them.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Or any other currency. Ah, sir, I'm new here and I'm only in need of some information about the place.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Of course~! What would you like to know?

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

Ah?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Yes, may I help you?

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

[lololol they're just gender switched versions of one another]

What do you think about blondes who claim to have a fear of women just to peek?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, misfits on the whole, but I'm sure someone gave said blonde a push in because that someone was far too cowardly to peek himself.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

*pls expect to be Hinahatted FROM ABOVE*

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

*... what are you, Mieu?*

Well well now, I wonder who could be on my head.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

*sadly, I can't breathe fire*

It's a secret, na no!

[just-that-quick.livejournal.com]

I doubt there's much you could teach me.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Wonderful then that I am giving advice and not teaching, because I have no business teaching others. I dislike teaching.

[bunny-idol.livejournal.com]

Oh? How nice of you to give advice to people who need it!

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Nice. Or not. That entirely depends on the advice given.

[bunny-idol.livejournal.com]

...Ah. Well, I haven't been here for very long so at all so I would love some advice if you'd help me.

[argyle-genius.livejournal.com]

Ah. You've been here for a long time, then?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Actually, no, not at all.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

*because she ought to meet you one day :D*

Phobia of women?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Yes. Such a traumatic experience it must have been for him.

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

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