Jade Curtiss: Consulting Services

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

After so long, it seems like what people here need is some consulting advice. After all, so many unnecessary problems could be solved with a little guidance and suggestion from an experienced person, such as myself. I like to think so anyway. So, for today, I am willing to offer advice on many numerous things to you, people of the Island. Obviously at no charge, seeing as a currency system hasn't been put into place, but nonetheless. And don't mind anyone who tells you I'm a horrible person to get advice from, especially if they have long red hair, or if they have a nasty phobia of women. Or if they are some kind of princess. They're just jealous.

((Hey, is that sum overdue jade post!? No, he won't advise you maybe, fyi. He'll con and insult you. Get it? Con? Insult? Consult? *goes to hang self*))

Comments

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

None at all. I just know one who has an irrational dislike towards me.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Free advice? That is very kind of you.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Well, I would charge, but then again, I highly doubt people here have any Gald on them.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Or any other currency. Ah, sir, I'm new here and I'm only in need of some information about the place.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Of course~! What would you like to know?

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

I have heard about the berries, and someone did mention some kind of springs and pranks, but I do not know the details. And I understand that not everyone here is from the same place or time.

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

Ah?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Yes, may I help you?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Apparently, this place pulls people from a wide range of planets or even different versions of the same planet. I have no idea if that's true or not, but I'm sure someone will be able to find that out. As for these springs or pranks, I've yet to see these myself. I am fairly new here, myself after all.

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

[lololol they're just gender switched versions of one another]

What do you think about blondes who claim to have a fear of women just to peek?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Ha ha ha, misfits on the whole, but I'm sure someone gave said blonde a push in because that someone was far too cowardly to peek himself.

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

Ah, how cowardly. Pray that I do not find him.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

I believe so, because I do not recognize most of the people I have met so far to be from the same place.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Well, it certainly isn't someone named Luke fon Fabre. A nobleman like him definitely does not have any cowardice at all. *durr |D*

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, but maybe this is one of those island pranks. Perhaps everyone here is from the same place, but the island decided to change everyone's outward appearance. That would certainly explain it.

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

Oh? Bravery could be mistaken for stupidity however. I wonder if such an analysis would apply to this person.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that there might be an expert illusionist here?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Who knows? It'd take an expect illusionist to see through an elaborate illusion, would it not?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Perhaps, he is a rather unique and sheltered person.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

That is true... So there isn't a way of knowing for sure, yet.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Not until another mater illusionist finds his way around here.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Hm, I suppose that will have to do for now.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

*pls expect to be Hinahatted FROM ABOVE*

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

*... what are you, Mieu?*

Well well now, I wonder who could be on my head.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Anything else I can do for you?