http://scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2008-10-02 11:26 am

Jade Curtiss: Consulting Services

After so long, it seems like what people here need is some consulting advice. After all, so many unnecessary problems could be solved with a little guidance and suggestion from an experienced person, such as myself. I like to think so anyway. So, for today, I am willing to offer advice on many numerous things to you, people of the Island. Obviously at no charge, seeing as a currency system hasn't been put into place, but nonetheless. And don't mind anyone who tells you I'm a horrible person to get advice from, especially if they have long red hair, or if they have a nasty phobia of women. Or if they are some kind of princess. They're just jealous.

((Hey, is that sum overdue jade post!? No, he won't advise you maybe, fyi. He'll con and insult you. Get it? Con? Insult? Consult? *goes to hang self*))

[identity profile] feared-by-india.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[lololol they're just gender switched versions of one another]

What do you think about blondes who claim to have a fear of women just to peek?

[identity profile] feared-by-india.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, how cowardly. Pray that I do not find him.

[identity profile] feared-by-india.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh? Bravery could be mistaken for stupidity however. I wonder if such an analysis would apply to this person.

[identity profile] feared-by-india.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, it seems I know a similar person.

[identity profile] feared-by-india.livejournal.com 2008-10-03 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, she's very sheletered.