http://scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2008-10-02 11:26 am

Jade Curtiss: Consulting Services

After so long, it seems like what people here need is some consulting advice. After all, so many unnecessary problems could be solved with a little guidance and suggestion from an experienced person, such as myself. I like to think so anyway. So, for today, I am willing to offer advice on many numerous things to you, people of the Island. Obviously at no charge, seeing as a currency system hasn't been put into place, but nonetheless. And don't mind anyone who tells you I'm a horrible person to get advice from, especially if they have long red hair, or if they have a nasty phobia of women. Or if they are some kind of princess. They're just jealous.

((Hey, is that sum overdue jade post!? No, he won't advise you maybe, fyi. He'll con and insult you. Get it? Con? Insult? Consult? *goes to hang self*))

[identity profile] thebeniisalie.livejournal.com 2008-10-02 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that is all. Thank you for your time, sir.

[and ninjas away!]