Jade Curtiss: Consulting Services

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

After so long, it seems like what people here need is some consulting advice. After all, so many unnecessary problems could be solved with a little guidance and suggestion from an experienced person, such as myself. I like to think so anyway. So, for today, I am willing to offer advice on many numerous things to you, people of the Island. Obviously at no charge, seeing as a currency system hasn't been put into place, but nonetheless. And don't mind anyone who tells you I'm a horrible person to get advice from, especially if they have long red hair, or if they have a nasty phobia of women. Or if they are some kind of princess. They're just jealous.

((Hey, is that sum overdue jade post!? No, he won't advise you maybe, fyi. He'll con and insult you. Get it? Con? Insult? Consult? *goes to hang self*))

Comments

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Well, I would charge, but then again, I highly doubt people here have any Gald on them.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Or any other currency. Ah, sir, I'm new here and I'm only in need of some information about the place.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Of course~! What would you like to know?

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

I have heard about the berries, and someone did mention some kind of springs and pranks, but I do not know the details. And I understand that not everyone here is from the same place or time.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. Apparently, this place pulls people from a wide range of planets or even different versions of the same planet. I have no idea if that's true or not, but I'm sure someone will be able to find that out. As for these springs or pranks, I've yet to see these myself. I am fairly new here, myself after all.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

I believe so, because I do not recognize most of the people I have met so far to be from the same place.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Hmm, but maybe this is one of those island pranks. Perhaps everyone here is from the same place, but the island decided to change everyone's outward appearance. That would certainly explain it.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Are you saying that there might be an expert illusionist here?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Who knows? It'd take an expect illusionist to see through an elaborate illusion, would it not?

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

That is true... So there isn't a way of knowing for sure, yet.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Not until another mater illusionist finds his way around here.

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

Hm, I suppose that will have to do for now.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Anything else I can do for you?

[thebeniisalie.livejournal.com]

No, that is all. Thank you for your time, sir.

[and ninjas away!]