Jade Curtiss: Consulting Services

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

After so long, it seems like what people here need is some consulting advice. After all, so many unnecessary problems could be solved with a little guidance and suggestion from an experienced person, such as myself. I like to think so anyway. So, for today, I am willing to offer advice on many numerous things to you, people of the Island. Obviously at no charge, seeing as a currency system hasn't been put into place, but nonetheless. And don't mind anyone who tells you I'm a horrible person to get advice from, especially if they have long red hair, or if they have a nasty phobia of women. Or if they are some kind of princess. They're just jealous.

((Hey, is that sum overdue jade post!? No, he won't advise you maybe, fyi. He'll con and insult you. Get it? Con? Insult? Consult? *goes to hang self*))

Comments

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

I'm sure everyone does.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

*AHAHAHA-- cough*

Mean people don't!

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Well, mean people don't usually play good fun games, they play bad games.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

They should be nice like you.

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

well, if they were all nice like me, then there would be so much nice it'd be hard to tell who was who.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

They could wear different colors, na no!

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Color-coded. That might be very effective, but there are only so many colors to use, you know.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

Blue and green and yellow and pink and red and orange and--

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Silver and purple and brown and gold and black and white...

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

And some of them can have spots~!

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

And stripes too.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

See? Then it's easy, na no!