(no subject)

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

After four long and arduous years, I finally found the Truth. The truth of our lovely island paradise. Lend me your ears or other auditory receivers, people. This is pretty freaking important, da ze~

The secret of the island. Where is it? Who kidnapped us and stuck us in here with no hope of getting out voluntarily? How do we escape? The answers lie with this old man right here. His name is Namumu, and he has a plan for this island, da ze~ I don't know what that plan is yet, but he clearly does not have our well being in mind, da ze~ This island is on a planet called Sengoku Ran, but it isn't even a real island, just a reproduction of one. It was made out of garbage, so just so you know, that pizza tree or those berries were probably someone's crap. I guess that detective kid was right to not trust them, huh? Ku ku kuuuuu~ Anyway, Namumu mentioned to me that everyone here is fulfilling the first steps to his G R plan. And then he got away from me, the bastard...

He was heading towards Clam Island. Maybe a few of you brave warriors could check it out, maybe find a few more clues to where he is hiding. If we find him, we can force him to let us out and return to our homes, and I'm sure plenty of you would love that, huh?

[See Kururu. See Kururu fulfill his dare while still being a jackass at the same time. Do you believe him?]

Comments

HAHAHAHA, you had to use him, huh?

[wannabe_maiden]

I figured I MAY AS WELL!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

So what do you think, Prier?

[wannabe_maiden]

You either have a fever.

Or some sort of evil plan.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Neither.

What, you don't believe me?

[wannabe_maiden]

Nope. Not a bit.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Well, that's too bad. I risked my life running into Namumu and you won't even consider the possibility.

[wannabe_maiden]

Oh yeah? What happened?

[shipsit.livejournal.com]

I'll give it 7 out of 10.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Coming from you, I expected much less, da ze~

[shipsit.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling nice.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Regardless, grading serious business is just tacky, da ze~

[shipsit.livejournal.com]

If you're going to make up an origin story, it should at least be believable!

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Says the young Pekoponian who likes to live in a fantasy world.

[shipsit.livejournal.com]

Oh, please! Even make-believe follows rules.

[stalking_horse]

I'm curious what evidence you have for these assertions.

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Here you go. *dumps a few pieces of paper on your feet. They are, like... ~*~*~*SECRET REPORTS*~*~*~ or something he wrote up a while ago to cover his bases. But yeah, they pretty much reiterate what he just said.*

[stalking_horse]

*Paging through to go over how much of the information could be corroborated or confirmed, what details are there and how the logic is put together, and he's looking for discrepancies and signs of logic holes, invented evidence, or just flat making shit up. :| *

*It's not that he's paranoid, but okay yeah he is paranoid and this just seems a little too convenient.*

*Also watching for identifiers of just who/what he's dealing with.*

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*you'd have to look it over for A LONG TIME then. It's very convincing*

A detective, I assume?

[stalking_horse]

*That just means needing to follow up on some of the evidence that'd be around the area. >_> There's a short list of people where he'd trust their investigative work blind.*

Was it that obvious? */sarcasm*

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*Just as planned, then*

If you call looking like a typical Pekoponian moron obvious, then yes.

[kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com]

Gero? Wait, if this is Sengoku Ran, how come we're not in our Musha!Kero gear?

[Ya gotta admit, I look awesome with a samurai helmet.]

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

*give him a moment to spontaneously have his Musha get-up on*

What are you talking about Taichou, of course I am in the correct get-up, da ze~ Ku ku ku kuuuu~ Don't know why you are unless you just don't like following the rules, da ze~

[kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com]

[Even thought they've been a platoon for how long, he's never going to figure out Kururu's lying through his teeth.]

Eh? Well, er, I haven't see my stuff around here...Have you?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Nope. *obviously, Taichou needs to leave the island for a night and come back the next day while he was out in Sengoku*

[kerorodearimasu.livejournal.com]

Gero...Guess I'll have to go look for them myself, de arimasu.

[Knowing Keroro, he'll lose motivation within half an hour or so. Unless the Island drops his gear on him. Literally.]