i_s_l_a_n_d_rp | (no subject)

After four long and arduous years, I finally found the Truth. The truth of our lovely island paradise. Lend me your ears or other auditory receivers, people. This is pretty freaking important, da ze~

The secret of the island. Where is it? Who kidnapped us and stuck us in here with no hope of getting out voluntarily? How do we escape? The answers lie with this old man right here. His name is Namumu, and he has a plan for this island, da ze~ I don't know what that plan is yet, but he clearly does not have our well being in mind, da ze~ This island is on a planet called Sengoku Ran, but it isn't even a real island, just a reproduction of one. It was made out of garbage, so just so you know, that pizza tree or those berries were probably someone's crap. I guess that detective kid was right to not trust them, huh? Ku ku kuuuuu~ Anyway, Namumu mentioned to me that everyone here is fulfilling the first steps to his G R plan. And then he got away from me, the bastard...

He was heading towards Clam Island. Maybe a few of you brave warriors could check it out, maybe find a few more clues to where he is hiding. If we find him, we can force him to let us out and return to our homes, and I'm sure plenty of you would love that, huh?

[See Kururu. See Kururu fulfill his dare while still being a jackass at the same time. Do you believe him?]

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Okay, fine.

But prove that he did all of that. 'cause I know you.

That answers your question right there. You know what I can do. Just take away the fact that I am a jerk and completely obvious, and you have Namumu, a dangerous puppet master.

I think I have a better answer than that right here~ *smiiiiirk*

Oh yeah, you totally do. Your terrifying smirk is totally evident of it.

Yep, I do.

*gets real close*

It's the same as... THIS! *permission to yoink the glasses? 'cause she totally has to steal the glasses~*

*go ahead, he'll... just replace them in a split second*

So your answer is that you have a sudden obsession with my glasses.

Well, I can't say I don't have an obsession with knowing things you don't, but that doesn't really prove Namumu did all that at all.

... *steal those too*

No, it means it's just a stupid dare! MORON!

Hmm, he was dared into doing these things... That seems stupid for someone of his kind, but what do I know, huh? Maybe he did start all these things just because he was dared to.

And whose the moron here, me or the one who is trying to steal my glasses when she knows I have practically an infinite amount of replacements. *replacing them again*

... you're impossible!

*steal your third pair of glasses just because*

Fine, well I held up my part of the bargain so I don't care anymore, go try to annoy everyone else!

Ku ku kuuuu~ Classic Prier.

*replaces at the speed of your baton*

Aww, that hurts, only caring because you need to satisfy your sick obsession with my glasses. I'm so heart broken.

Right... sick obsession.

I'm not the one who apparently keeps a million of them just for the heck of it.

Not my fault my glasses are subject to shattering at almost any moment.

Maybe you should just get better glasses?

I'm sure there isn't an indestructible material to make glasses lens out there.