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After four long and arduous years, I finally found the Truth. The truth of our lovely island paradise. Lend me your ears or other auditory receivers, people. This is pretty freaking important, da ze~

The secret of the island. Where is it? Who kidnapped us and stuck us in here with no hope of getting out voluntarily? How do we escape? The answers lie with this old man right here. His name is Namumu, and he has a plan for this island, da ze~ I don't know what that plan is yet, but he clearly does not have our well being in mind, da ze~ This island is on a planet called Sengoku Ran, but it isn't even a real island, just a reproduction of one. It was made out of garbage, so just so you know, that pizza tree or those berries were probably someone's crap. I guess that detective kid was right to not trust them, huh? Ku ku kuuuuu~ Anyway, Namumu mentioned to me that everyone here is fulfilling the first steps to his G R plan. And then he got away from me, the bastard...

He was heading towards Clam Island. Maybe a few of you brave warriors could check it out, maybe find a few more clues to where he is hiding. If we find him, we can force him to let us out and return to our homes, and I'm sure plenty of you would love that, huh?

[See Kururu. See Kururu fulfill his dare while still being a jackass at the same time. Do you believe him?]

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*I roll with the big trolls~!*

Well, I can tell you it won't be easy at all to prove I'm just pulling your legs around. And if I'm not, then you'd be wasting a lot of time, but I guess time is a luxury you can afford to waste sometimes, around here.

Or I can go about my own investigations and take this under advisement, checking it against what I find. I've already had it proven that the person behind this place can remove people in very short order, so it's highly likely that any obvious appearance with a dash to some given known location that could be tracked is probably a red herring to lead fools into something.

Therefore, the outcome of your directions to Clam Island is the same whether this is true or false.

[He would attempt to cheat, but he's pretty sure a "...can you check if you COULD read part of this mess in Red?" might get him staked again and may not even work properly.]

[He's getting really tired of getting staked.]

[Dying by impalement kind of sucks.]

[And he's not a vampire, damnit.]

Ku ku kuuu~ Well, I certainly know a few fools around here that would jump at the chance to explore the more mysterious of the islands. But you're probably right.

*yeah, you do that, and he'd just break the forth wall and accuse YOU you of trying to make him cheat :(*

*oh yeah, that was fun to watch. Too bad he can't burn DVDs here, the production values would be astounding*

I'm sure I'll have plenty of opportunities to explore the other Islands. That and I'd rather do my exploring when it doesn't reek of some kind of trap. [He's so very, very used to being made a fool of. It's half of his existence back home.] I'd also prefer to be able to compare this to my own investigations, and those of others; I don't think any of us are infallible, and you have been mentioned as someone prone to messing with people's heads.

I'm also considering that even if you are being perfectly honest, this place seems prone to messing with people's heads, and this seems too convenient for it not to have tampered with it somehow.

[It's not worth it; the situation with the witches is tangled enough without trying to use one of them as a lie detector, and he's pretty sure they wouldn't appreciate it. Violently, perhaps.]

[He's also getting a lot of "paranoia" and "No, really, my luck tends more towards FML than this" on being just HANDED the answers this blatantly. :| ]

Edited 2010-10-04 04:19 (UTC)

Well I'm sure the little boy detective would be happy to help. And by being mentioned, I'm going to assume Conan is still sour with me. Ku ku kuuuu~ Guess he still can't figure me out.

Ku ku ku kuuuu~ After four years, messing with my head would be more like fixing it back up, but I'm just weird like that.

*Well, considering how he simply wants him to just remotely try to take on the case and laugh when the truth hits him, I'd say his luck is still right on the FML line*

.... You don't give me great confidence in your reliability as a source.

*Oh, he's going to succeed in at LEAST getting Saguru to poke at it to see if there's anything useful in there. Even if the poor boy can see the FML coming.*

You detectives just need to lighten up. Seriously, I have just the right tools to get that stick out of your bums, if you'd just let me.

*Well, all in all, Kururu would consider that success.*

... One of these days I'll figure out why people keep making those jokes. I have a sense of humor, and I'm possibly too used to the world being half-insane.

Ku ku kuuu~ Well, insane or not, I do possess the ability to do such a thing in reality.

. . . . .
I'm reasonably sure I have no foreign objects in uncomfortable places at this time. I'll remember that in case I ever have any problems with random molestation attempts of that sort.

Ku ku ku kuuuu~ You do that. I'll be waiting, da ze~ *now he just needs someone to molest the poor guy and HE'S IN BUSINESS!!*

. . . . . . Given the normal turn of phrase, I'm not sure if I want to know if there's trees here prone to that kind of thing.

[Well, you know, the terms of "needing a foreign object removed" are kind of specific and unlikely. Also, he's already been molested somewhat once.]

I'm sure there aren't. But maybe there are, who knows? I'd watch your back for any suspicious looking trees that look like they might be made for it.

*Specific, yes. Unlikely? Don't jinx yourself...*

. . . . . . . . . . Right.

[He's already kinda dreading having had this conversation, really.]

So besides possible mutations of this place apparently having the sexual sensibilities of a repressed teenage girl...

[Because oh, he's had to deal with fandom. Sometimes he wishes KID DIDN'T have a fan club. :| ]