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[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「There's a white-haired boy on the beach, fully dressed for wintry weather. He's also wearing a cape and a pair of manacles. Oh, and he's vigorously gnawing on a tree, and yes, he's making progress.

Chomp chomp, nom nom. Bother, y/n?」

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[usedwatergun.livejournal.com]

[she's... sort of debating whether or not to pretend she didn't see that]

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「He stops gnawing only to chew and swallow, then pat pats what remains of the tree. It looks likely to topple over any second.」

Hey, I gotta admit you're not the tastiest thing in the world, but you're okay. Still not gonna talk? Hey, hey, do you feel pain? I think it'd be painful to get eaten. Does it hurt to get eaten? I wouldn't know; I don't feel pain. And I've never been eaten. I think.

「Pondering face. Looks around. AH HA BYSTANDER SPOTTED! He waves his arms frantically in a strange kind of flailing hail.」

Hey! HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY! DOES IT HURT TO GET EATEN?

[usedwatergun.livejournal.com]

... yes...?

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

Really? Oops. 「He turns back to the tree and kinda pokes it.」 Sorry if I hurt you. I don't think I was supposed to, but I didn't know. It's because you don't talk.

「He turns back to Katara now. HI!」 Hey, how about you? Who're you? And are you 'friend'? Or 'foe'?

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

[Was kind of chilling in said tree... O__o]

Uh, what are you doing? Hey! Cut that out!

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

Oh hey! I knew you could talk! Is this part of you? 'cause if it is, and I just ate it, sorry.

[meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com]

Hu?! No, that's not part of me. I mean, I'm not a tree.

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

What's a 'tree'? Is it this thing? What're you? Can I eat you?

[samyonrai.livejournal.com]

... [blink] Are you trying to cut the tree down?

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「stops his chewing, turns」 What's a tree? I'm eating this thing here.

[samyonrai.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is a tree.

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

I can't eat it? How about you? Can you eat it?

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Well that's quite possibly one of the more horrifying things we've seen on this island. It's a tiny thing, eating a tree.]

H-heyyy, I don't think you're supposed to eat that...

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「He stops and turns to face you, Crona. Hi.」

I'm not? Well, it could've said so earlier. 「Knocks on tree.」 You coulda said so earlier! Can you hear meeee?

Hey, can this thing talk?

[namescorners.livejournal.com]

[Leans away a little. We are so not getting any closer to us. Not a chewtoy.]

B-but trees can't talk...

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

They can't? That sucks for them. I guess this thing's a tree? Huh. Hey, how about you? I'm supposed to ask you: are you 'friend'? or 'foe'?

[lionborn.livejournal.com]

*Ok, you're either part beaver and got something seriously wrong or you're just seriously crazy.*

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「Mostly rabbit, actually, though one might find it hard to believe. He keeps right on chewing through that tree until it starts leaning dangerously to the side.」

[lionborn.livejournal.com]

*Oy,oy, what's with that tree suddenly tilting dangerously towards him? Taking this as a cue to make his presence known and move out of the way.*

H-hey!

[ratically.livejournal.com]

[ This stands to date as one of the weirdest things he has witnessed ]

.......

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「He pauses after a while in his chomping when he notices the other in the corner of his eye. He turns, gestures towards the half-eaten through tree trunk.」

Oh, hey. Did you want some too?

[ratically.livejournal.com]

N-no thank you.

[ .... ]

That's not...edible, is it? [ Unless this kid's a termite. ]

[broclone.livejournal.com]

[oh my god, not another crazy]

[spotofsunlight.livejournal.com]

「In the wide, wide world, crazies far outnumber sane people. He'll keep right at chewing until it looks like the tree is about to topple over.」

[broclone.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you should be doing that?