http://spotofsunlight.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] spotofsunlight.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2010-03-26 12:27 pm

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There's a white-haired boy on the beach, fully dressed for wintry weather. He's also wearing a cape and a pair of manacles. Oh, and he's vigorously gnawing on a tree, and yes, he's making progress.

Chomp chomp, nom nom. Bother, y/n?

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
It's - never mind, don't worry about it. And if you run into a foe you should run away. I don't think hitting some of the guys in the head here will be nearly enough to even knock 'em out.

You're a kid so no, I wouldn't eat that. Is eating all you ever think about?

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you're better off just running. Maybe when you're older you can try hitting them over the head.

I think that makes two of us, kid. You, eh, full after eating that tree?

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It takes time - and no, you can't eat that.

How about we round up some grub together? All this talk of eating has me hungry now too.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, you can eat grubs! Trust me, you'll love 'em.

[jumps down from tree and onto Shiro's head]

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
If anyone knows what good food is, it's me. There should be some under a log or rock.

If you keep your eyes like that they'll stay that way permanently.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I am known to be quite the genius, actually. And a log is a dead tree, you shouldn't eat it. Rocks would break your teeth. You shouldn't eat those either if you ever want to eat anything else again.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea. After all, all the vitamins you need are in bugs.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Incredibly so! Look, there's a log right there. Flip it over.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Lift that rock over there.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-26 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How in the... Wow. Uh yeah, there's grubs. Here, put that down. [jumps down onto the ground and collects bugs in a large leaf for the two of them] Here, they one of these.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Not bad? Try fantastic - and the ones with wings. They're some of the best.

[identity profile] meerkatoutcast.livejournal.com 2010-03-27 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wings are what animals and insects like these use to fly around. If you're going to eat something with wings though, I think it should only be bugs.