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「There's a white-haired boy on the beach, fully dressed for wintry weather. He's also wearing a cape and a pair of manacles. Oh, and he's vigorously gnawing on a tree, and yes, he's making progress.

Chomp chomp, nom nom. Bother, y/n?」

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What's 'confused'? Does that count as 'friend'? or 'foe? Y'see, my grampa--and when I say grampa, I mean the man who found me and raised me--told me to protect my friends and to kill my foes, so I always ask everyone whether they're 'friends' or 'foes', get it?

Confused means that I'm neither nor. I don't feel like fightin' and I sure as hell don't need anyone's protection, either!

Wait, so... what now? You're not a 'friend' or a 'foe'? This has got to be the first time someone's said that. I think.

「Meanwhile, the tree finally cracks and topples over, wee!」

How many actually said 'foe'?

*Oh, look at that tree going.* Somewhere, some random treehugger just started crying.

How many? Uhh... I dunno. I kinda forgot.

What's a 'treehugger' and 'crying'?

You forgot?

A 'treehugger' is a plant fetishist. And 'crying' means that they are sad.

Yeah, I forgot. Oh man, it's really embarrassing, but I'm, like, always forgetting things like that.

What's 'sad'?

That's usually the sign that you ought to stop overdosing. kid.

The short version of 'Sudden Attention Deficit'. It's not a happy thing to go through.

What's 'overdosing', and how do I stop it? I'd love to stop, I mean, it's really bad when I can't even remember my name, you know?

Wow! That sounds... long. Or something, haha, you sound pretty smart!

It's if you do something too much. And I can imagine.

I'm just good at pretending, really. But thanks. Are you new here?

No, I'm Shiro. 'New Here' is a weird name, gosh. It's a name my 'friend' gave me--isn't it so cool? Man, I love it!

Shiro, huh? *Considering for a moment.* That's a nice name. I'm Leo.

Wow! Leo, huh? What's it mean? It sounds cool!

It means 'lion'. *Sigh*

Wow! 'Lion'? I like it! Dunno what a 'lion' is, but I bet it's something awesome.

Thanks. Lions are said to be the kings of animals and are very big wild cats. ...How were you able to eat that tree?

I used my teeth! See? They're pretty sharp.

Yeah, but that's a tree!

And these are teeth!

Exactly! They're not supposed to be able to do that!

Really? But don't you use your teeth too when you, like, eat things and bite them and stuff?

Yeah, but not with something like a tree!

Yeah, even trees! See, look! 「turns to the nearest tree and just... takes a bite out of it」 Like that!

*Just...stands and stares. Sorry, random tree, he didn't mean for it to end like this. :<*

「chewing, chewing, chewing, swallow.」 There! Can't you do that?

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