「He stops gnawing only to chew and swallow, then pat pats what remains of the tree. It looks likely to topple over any second.」
Hey, I gotta admit you're not the tastiest thing in the world, but you're okay. Still not gonna talk? Hey, hey, do you feel pain? I think it'd be painful to get eaten. Does it hurt to get eaten? I wouldn't know; I don't feel pain. And I've never been eaten. I think.
「Pondering face. Looks around. AH HA BYSTANDER SPOTTED! He waves his arms frantically in a strange kind of flailing hail.」
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Hey, I gotta admit you're not the tastiest thing in the world, but you're okay. Still not gonna talk? Hey, hey, do you feel pain? I think it'd be painful to get eaten. Does it hurt to get eaten? I wouldn't know; I don't feel pain. And I've never been eaten. I think.
「Pondering face. Looks around. AH HA BYSTANDER SPOTTED! He waves his arms frantically in a strange kind of flailing hail.」
Hey! HEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY! DOES IT HURT TO GET EATEN?