Japanese invasion tactic GET

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

Comments

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Great someone has my arm now. Jedi mind trick, maybe? GLARING UP AT YOU NOW and holy crap you're tall*

If you didn't, then please allow me to take Italy-san's pants.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Oh hay I actually caught you...beaming and using that arm to lift you off the ground.*

But I told you~. I want to give them to him myself~. Is there something bad about that, Japan?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*shitshitshitshiiiiiit*

You took his dignity, too...

*DAMNIT RUSSIA WHY U SO BIG*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Dignity?...

Is making grape juice with Italy really that bad?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Y-you also took a bath with him!

*says the oddball that invented co-ed onsen resorts*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Still holding you up 8D*

Well of course~! Italy said we should, before making the juice~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*SEE WHAT JAPAN DOES FOR YOU ITALY? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT NOW SOB*

You still have his pants, Russia-san.... *grip on the hand that's got me AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE JAPAN'S KINDA IN CONTROL.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

I do~. But once I meet with Italy again, I'll return them.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

But... that's disgracing Italy-san!

*leeettle island nation's getting spunky now!*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

More than you giving them to him?? Why is that?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Simple answer is simple - don't make him sic the Fatherland on you*

Ask Germany-san.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Oh, well~. Maybe I'll talk to him later. ...Ah~.

If I let you down, will you not hit me anymore?...I need to tend the hand you hit. Hahaha~ I'm getting blood on my pipe~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Only if you surrender Italy-san's trousers.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Hahaha~. I'm keeping them until I see Italy again~.

Because I know that if I don't, I won't see Italy again for a long time~. You guys are very mean.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Then I will have to attack you, Russia-san.

*let's get feisty!*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Alright then... *And that grip on your arm is tightening, preparing something. Better get out of that hold RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*totally getting out of your hold and rushing at you with that not-quite-as-sharp katana - BANZAI RUSH GET*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Aww, that wasn't supposed to happen... *We've been through this before! Have a pipe deflecting that~*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Someone neglected to mention that small little dagger hidden inside that jacket! Y'know, the one that's heading for your appendix? YEAH THAT ONE.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*That doesn't GO there!!---but it went there anyway, fck.*

...A-aah... *Stunned for a moment!*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Score! Not bad for a leettle island nation amirite?*

You will surrender the pants, Russia-san.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Shakily moving a hand to try and grab onto yours!*

B...But I just...wanted to see Italy again...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*access: DENIED, Russia*

... If you keep away from Italy-san while in private and I am given Italy-san's pants, I'll let you go, Russia-san.

1/2

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

...But...

2/2

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

I can't do that~. *Suddenly letting go of his pipe, knife still in him and all, to try and punch you in the face.*