Japanese invasion tactic GET

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

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[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*brb RIPPING A BRANCH OFF THAT TREE. A good sized one, too.* There! Now we both have two weapons!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY. That branch looks like it's my size....*

So now... we're even. *faaaabulous.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, SINCE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN LIFT IT.*

Right!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Fuck you, too, man. Fuck you, too. NOW YOU MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT AND INSULT MY SIZE... SO DO SOMETHING, MAN we're waiting :|*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Start playing the JAWS theme again, cus he's starting to walk back over to you, slowly and menacingly, with two blunt weapons now.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*brave little Japan, in a battle stance, is waiting, bitch. I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO RED SCARE.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*----And swinging at you with the branch when he gets within range, since lol longer reach, obviously.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Sorry I'm faster than you I CAN OUTRUN THIS FUCKING BRANCH*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Like he really expected to hit you with a frontal attack. Following you again~.*

Waah...It's no fun when you always dodge, Japan~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*A huge manchild is following me with what might as well be a small tree - YOU THINK I'M GONNA STAY STILL?*

It is my duty, Russia-san.

*So let's try this attacking your stomach with a sword thing again - BANZAI RUSH GET*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Oh, YAY. Now that I have two weapons, this is MUCH simpler! block with pipe; and attempt to bring my branch down onto your head.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Keywords are VERY FUCKING RELATIVE to this situation. Good job Russia, you hit the nation right on the head*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

...Eeh? I hit him~?...*LOL STUNNED. MY PLAN ACTUALLY WORKED.*

...*nudging you in the side with his foot, lightly.* Japaaan~? Are you still conscious~~?

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Good job, you win a prize! ITALY'S PANTS*

Russia-san...

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

. . .

Yaaaaay~! I beat Japan~~! I'm getting stronger~~! *Tossing the branch over his shoulder, lol. Gonna be crouching down next to you, beaming.*

Waaaa, you're still conscious, neh? Hahaha, Japan's scary~. *Gonna be trying to take your knife from you, kthx.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Sorry, can't have that - I need that for my WALK OF SHAME. Gripping that knife tightly, glaring a little at you. DAMN YOU YOU'D BE CUTE IF YOU HADN'T GONE ALL HULK ON ME.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*8DDD*

Awww, I was hoping for a prize~. If I had a place of my own here, I'd take you back with me~~Hehehe~ Oh well~...

*Ruffling your hair a bit. With his bloody hand. 8D* You be good from now on, okay, Japan?? I don't want anything bad happening to you before you can become one with me!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Whoo-hoo, free war paint. And all I had to do was glare at you and keep my knife. THIS IS NOT THE END, BATMAN RUSSIA*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Bai now, gonna get drunk and celebrate my victory over Japan. Because of Pants.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Dumbest war ever. GOD. DON'T KILL ME GERMANY*