Japanese invasion tactic GET

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

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[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Then I will have to attack you, Russia-san.

*let's get feisty!*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Alright then... *And that grip on your arm is tightening, preparing something. Better get out of that hold RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*totally getting out of your hold and rushing at you with that not-quite-as-sharp katana - BANZAI RUSH GET*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

Aww, that wasn't supposed to happen... *We've been through this before! Have a pipe deflecting that~*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Someone neglected to mention that small little dagger hidden inside that jacket! Y'know, the one that's heading for your appendix? YEAH THAT ONE.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*That doesn't GO there!!---but it went there anyway, fck.*

...A-aah... *Stunned for a moment!*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Score! Not bad for a leettle island nation amirite?*

You will surrender the pants, Russia-san.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Shakily moving a hand to try and grab onto yours!*

B...But I just...wanted to see Italy again...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*access: DENIED, Russia*

... If you keep away from Italy-san while in private and I am given Italy-san's pants, I'll let you go, Russia-san.

1/2

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

...But...

2/2

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

I can't do that~. *Suddenly letting go of his pipe, knife still in him and all, to try and punch you in the face.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*letting go of the dagger IN YOUR STOMACH, RUSSIA, just to catch that fist.*

Sorry, Russia-san...

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*You're getting the pants inside his coat bloody you realize, right? And moving his other hand to forcefully take the knife out of his stomach and swing at you with it.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*What's a little blood compared to a lot of shame? IT'S MANRY DAMNIT. And sorry, it's kinda easy to dodge something like this Russia >>v*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*eff you and your speed! Attempting to make a grab for his pipe again now and you're a little away from him, but not taking his eyes off you!*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*you think we didn't know about that pipe, buddy? Just a quick reach for it and it's ALL MINE NOW.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*...Okay, you did what, now? ...You. Took. MY. PIPE.*

...Korukorukorukorukorukoru~~

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*OH LOOK WHAT I HAVE HERE, YES - your pipe. WHATCHA' GON' DO, SON?*

Russia-san, I can do this the hard way.

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Wielding his bloody knife now, Oyes.*

You mean you haven't been doing it 'the hard way' so far, Japan??

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Hey buddy, guess who has a pipe AND a sword? And yeah, pipey going right for your kneecaps again - TONYA HARDING TAUGHT ME WELL*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Knows this trick--!! Crouching down so his back takes the blow, then twisting around to try and grab that pipe with his hand.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Fine let's play this game - getting just behind Russia, slicing at the hand reaching for pipey while making sure pipey is out of reach. YEAH, REAL MATURE GUYS - FIGHTING OVER PANTS AND A PIPE.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Pulling hand away just in time before he gets sliced, trying to face you. HMM....MUST FIND A WAY TO COUNTER THIS SPEED...*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Next move? Disarm Russia again! Yep that is a katana blade heading for your arm again....*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*OH I KNOW, JUST DO STUFF HE DOESN'T EXPECT. ---And going to try n' grab the katana. By the blade. With his hand. On the dull end, though! TUG.*