Japanese invasion tactic GET

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

Status report:

Location: unknown; an unidentified island location, presumably in the Pacific Ocean the closer to America the better.
Supplies: limited; one can make do, though....
Allies: unknown location; perhaps if I find that pasta--
Locals' affiliation: unknown; requires more study in the culture.

M-my camera....

Um... I would like to request that whoever kidnapped annexed brought me here would please not be offended were I to leave, as I have other business to which I should attend. I thank you for your abandonment hospitality....

Comments

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*TRY GIVING ME -NICE- THINGS. Using one hand to wield his pipe, deflecting that, then using his other to try and grab you by the front of your clothes. Dagger? What dagger?*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*YOU SOUND LIKE GERMANY SHUT UP. And what dagger? Oh, besides the one that's aiming for the hand on my damn uniform. Yeah, have fun with that one.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*WHAT'S WRONG WITH A FEW MORE BLOODY HANDS? Ignoring the stab completely and attempting to slam you into the ground now, teeny Japan.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Ohshi-- GREAT I'M GETTING BODYSLAMMED.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*And he's letting go of you for a second---only to try and punch you right in the chest while you're down. WHAT KNIFE IN MY HAND??? I FEEL NOTHING.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*So yeah. Fist aimed for the chest? Meet Mr Hand! And just to make it interesting, that dagger that was in your hand, now aiming for the side of your stomach. Enjoy! \o/*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Gonna be getting up quickly to avoid that knife, but gonna be trying to stomp down on your leg. NOT LETTING YOU UP, GDIT.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Sorry, not getting me that easily - rolling out of the way does wonders to avoid your big-ass feet*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Chasing after you with his pipe, ready to bring smack down if he gets within range. And stfu my feet aren't big. You're just teeny. *

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Sasquatch feet slow you down, sir! That's why I'm swift liek ninja - swift enough to get out of range of that fucking pipe. Bring it, sir.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

...*And stopping!* ....Aah~ I see the problem~.. *...walking off to that near by tree over there for some reason!* You have more weapons than me...

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*excuse me wtf r u doin?*

What do you mean, Russia-san?

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*brb RIPPING A BRANCH OFF THAT TREE. A good sized one, too.* There! Now we both have two weapons!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME SALLY. That branch looks like it's my size....*

So now... we're even. *faaaabulous.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*AND AS AN ADDED BONUS, YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME, SINCE YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN LIFT IT.*

Right!

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Fuck you, too, man. Fuck you, too. NOW YOU MAKE THINGS DIFFICULT AND INSULT MY SIZE... SO DO SOMETHING, MAN we're waiting :|*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Start playing the JAWS theme again, cus he's starting to walk back over to you, slowly and menacingly, with two blunt weapons now.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*brave little Japan, in a battle stance, is waiting, bitch. I AIN'T AFRAID OF NO RED SCARE.*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*----And swinging at you with the branch when he gets within range, since lol longer reach, obviously.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Sorry I'm faster than you I CAN OUTRUN THIS FUCKING BRANCH*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Like he really expected to hit you with a frontal attack. Following you again~.*

Waah...It's no fun when you always dodge, Japan~.

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*A huge manchild is following me with what might as well be a small tree - YOU THINK I'M GONNA STAY STILL?*

It is my duty, Russia-san.

*So let's try this attacking your stomach with a sword thing again - BANZAI RUSH GET*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

*Oh, YAY. Now that I have two weapons, this is MUCH simpler! block with pipe; and attempt to bring my branch down onto your head.*

[bringingdasushi.livejournal.com]

*Keywords are VERY FUCKING RELATIVE to this situation. Good job Russia, you hit the nation right on the head*

[allwillbeone.livejournal.com]

...Eeh? I hit him~?...*LOL STUNNED. MY PLAN ACTUALLY WORKED.*

...*nudging you in the side with his foot, lightly.* Japaaan~? Are you still conscious~~?