UN! DEUX! NEWSPAPER TROIS!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[A now familiar sight is outside the inn--a few tall stacks of newspaper sit there now! But it's a new issue, and this one has something for everyone!

...And of course, there is no fangirl in sight.]






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[ooc; WHOO. New newspaper! You all know how the blind dates work, right? Things of note:

November xx = A fill-in-the-blank date for YOU MUNS to pick whenever works for you. Meaning IC-ly there is a date there but yeah. Do the dates whenever you want--wherever you want! There can be a spam post for the dates but I'll ask around to see if everyone wants that or no. That being said, there doesn't NEED to be a spam post! Feel free to do your threads on the main comm, in character journals, whatever. IF I MISSED ANYONE ON THE PAPER FOR DATES, PRETEND THEY'RE IN THERE. I THINK I GOT EVERYONE. H...HOPEFULLY, OTL. ALSO THREADHOPPING IS COOL.]

Comments

[manywinterdcrow.livejournal.com]

...really?

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

Really what?

[feared-by-india.livejournal.com]

[reading the vampire bit]

This makes it seem like people want to have their blood drunk.

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

Maybe some people like that sort of thing?

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Ku ku ku kuuuu~ As always, so amusing, da ze~

.. Hmm~? A blind date, ehh? I don't remember signing up for something like that.

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

Well...I guess whoever made the paper took matters into their own hands!

[knightofelemia.livejournal.com]

What? A date? Why would I want to go to one of those?

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

...I guess the newspaper wants you to!

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

...

I think this person kinda missed the memo where I was TAKEN.

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

I guess that's too bad, then...!

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

Weeeell now, isn't that conciderate? Thanks... whoever made this! ALSO! Anyone who is good at directing films and broadcasts would be welcomed as well!

Waaait a second. *re-reading the Haunted House section* HEY! DOES THIS MEAN THIS IS THE GAME WHERE I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER?!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

*peeking over your shoulder!* Oh, that's wonderful...!

[bitemeplzzz.livejournal.com]

T....Those are ridiculous stereotypes of Black Bloods! Not to mention that picture--!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

Black Bloods?

[dntwannafght.livejournal.com]

[hello face] W-what the-! A date??

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

Looks like it!

[magician-blue.livejournal.com]

... w-what?

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

What?

[scaryinsidetoo.livejournal.com]

Ahh, periodicals. I didn't expect that.

And someone will have to direct me to this clinic if anyone is actually going to expect me to show up on this blind date thing I seem to have been wrangled in.

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[popping in from inside the inn!]

The clinic? Aah...I believe it's north of the inn a ways, you can't miss it!

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

...I do not understand. That statement applies to this entire magazine, but specifically I am referring to this page. What is a "Blind Date"...?

[makai-days.livejournal.com]

It's where you go out with someone. Either to make friends or otherwise.

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

Hahaha~ Quite the article you've managed here.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

Zelman-san.

[built-in-a-cave.livejournal.com]

...hey, uh. I didn't sign up for this.

...

Ah, what the hell. Gives me something to do, I guess.

[ninjaneedjob.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Blind dates usually ends in tears.

[me-flyin-charms.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I'm thinkin' some o' these are gonna be hilarious.

[reasontorun.livejournal.com]

... WHAT IS THIS.

*oops vampire article being scrunched :D*

[bitemeplzzz.livejournal.com]

Clearly, the person who published this failed to do their research yet again.

[kleine-berre.livejournal.com]

... Hina sees her face! Hina doesn't know what that says, though, na no.

ooc

[betterthansecks.livejournal.com]

((skaljdlafa kia |DDDD (http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa118/dollydollydolly/lolwtf.jpg)))

[howdoijamitin.livejournal.com]

W-wait, I didn't ask for a date--! But we have to suffer a penalty game if we don't go?

[teargem.livejournal.com]

A penalty game?

[pancakesarehard.livejournal.com]

... This must have been the wedding Arcueid-sama mentioned.

[lambda-driven.livejournal.com]

A wedding on this island...after seeing Mr. Gilgamesh, I suppose it is not so surprising.

However, it seems strange to me nonetheless. Miss Anise is rather young to be wed, is she not?

[raisedbycrows.livejournal.com]

Not THIS shit again...! It was great until the final page! *RIIIP*

[flameoff.livejournal.com]

Boss, I propose that we kill the culprit before further damage is done.

[me-flyin-charms.livejournal.com]

...

Okay, Urameshi's fine; I'm sure he can manage somethin'. Botan, even, I doubt she'll have any trouble.

Hiei, tho'? Now tha's gonna be fun.

...th' hell? Since when was Arc engaged, tho'?

[lolspiritfinger.livejournal.com]

Haha, I might skip MY date to see how tiny's gonna handle THIS one. Wonder who it's with...

[unlock-heart.livejournal.com]

Date? Date?? And I didn't even KNOW there was a Greenhouse h-- DATE??

[jerky-genius.livejournal.com]

Ku ku ku kuuuuu~ Freaking out, huh~? Does the prospect make you shiver~?

[wonthegame.livejournal.com]

What's this about penalty games?

[failedthegame.livejournal.com]

Sounds familiar, huh?

[flameoff.livejournal.com]

..............................

[ready to murder something like the shredded magazine]

[speedingdevil.livejournal.com]

...u-um, Kazu-kun...? A-are you okay?

[[lol what is reading comprehension]]

[rebeleleven.livejournal.com]

... A date? Outside the church? I didn't recall someone asking me out!

[princesskun.livejournal.com]

Damn...! WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THROWN INTO THESE SITUATIONS!?

1/2

[zombie-loaned.livejournal.com]

What the fuck? I'm not going on any dates with some goddamn weirdo from---

[zombie-loaned.livejournal.com]

...

. . .

HAHAHAHA, I KNEW IT. A juicebox is a juicebox no matter what.