UN! DEUX! NEWSPAPER TROIS!

[otakufangirl.livejournal.com]

[A now familiar sight is outside the inn--a few tall stacks of newspaper sit there now! But it's a new issue, and this one has something for everyone!

...And of course, there is no fangirl in sight.]






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[ooc; WHOO. New newspaper! You all know how the blind dates work, right? Things of note:

November xx = A fill-in-the-blank date for YOU MUNS to pick whenever works for you. Meaning IC-ly there is a date there but yeah. Do the dates whenever you want--wherever you want! There can be a spam post for the dates but I'll ask around to see if everyone wants that or no. That being said, there doesn't NEED to be a spam post! Feel free to do your threads on the main comm, in character journals, whatever. IF I MISSED ANYONE ON THE PAPER FOR DATES, PRETEND THEY'RE IN THERE. I THINK I GOT EVERYONE. H...HOPEFULLY, OTL. ALSO THREADHOPPING IS COOL.]

Comments

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Geez, you should working on that greeting of yours if you want to be the popular super star you claim to be.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

Well after being splashed with a huge chocolate skull, I can't exactly be so cheerful to see your face again.

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Hey, you were asking for that one when you called EcoFriend A Kid's Beat Up Candybag Animal. And just because EcoFriend is my attack summon doesn't always mean I can stop it from getting angry. Besides, if you were the great Dark Hero you claim to be, you would've dodged the chocolate skull.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

HOW COULD ANYONE DODGE A HUGE CHOCOLATE MESS WITHOUT GETTING A STAIN ON THEM?! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH SCRUBBING I HAD TO DO BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND ANY BLEACH ANYWHERE?!

((Nah, it's totally cool o/))

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

*Woah. Pissed off Dark Hero is pissed off.*

First of all, calm down.

Second, you were asking for it.

Third, if you wanted to wash up your coat, you could've let me handle it.

And fourth, you're just lucky it was chocolate. If it was in it's real form, you'd be dust.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

*record scratch* ... wait what? Why would you want to wash my coat after having that thing hack out that huge chocolate mess? And it couldn't be that strong, I'm like level 2049!

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Please, don't call it thing. That's what got your coat messed up, after all.

Because a real badass would try her best to make up for what her friend did. Why else would I wash your coat?

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

*something is veeeeeeeeery odd about this picture* You... you are a demon, right?

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Yup, and the biggest and baddest delinquent of Evil Academy.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

Oh you poor deprived little child. You haven't been exposed to the fun things of being evil, have you? Somebody has to remedy that real soon.

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Haven't been exposed? Don't kid me. I've been exposed to all the fun things of being evil and I even strove to be an Honor Student once, but all that was BOOOOOORING! I'm perfectly fine and having the time of my life doing community service and going to class! Not to mention that I've already become a legend after my graduation.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

... WHERE DID YOU STRAY OFF THE RIGHT PATH?! WHY?!

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Why? Because playing pranks and stealing and all that stuff the Honor Students do is BOOOORING! I actually have more fun being good than bad and I really stand out at the Academy because of it!

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

What, are you kidding?! That's like the best thing about being evil and mean! Aaah... takes me back to my younger days... good times. Good times.

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[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

Now that I think about it, I did have some fun going down the path of evil...

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

But all of that pale in comparison to all the badass things I've done! Aside from graduation, the greatest thing I've ever done was...

Nah, telling you about that wouldn't be cool.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

*well, like hell he will admit that it felt good doing heroic things like charity and other shiz during the middle of his game but he'll be nodding his head* Riiiight, I can imagine.

[lolidelinquent.livejournal.com]

*If you did, she MIGHT'VE asked him for his autograph. ;D*

Besides, when it comes to pranks and being evil, no one tops Mao, my childhood friend and eternal rival.

[trippingwithme.livejournal.com]

*she'll get his autograph anyway because nearly everyone else on the island has one and didn't get asked for one. |D*

I would take up that challenge but at the moment, I am have accepted a challenge from a nun to a prank off already. The Dark Hero will never accept defeat unless it's going to continue the plot!