http://broke-bushido.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] broke-bushido.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] i_s_l_a_n_d_rp2009-09-13 12:18 am

Gintoki and Katsura's Excellent Adventure!

Getting stuck in a cave: Funny, funny! Really original! Hilarious! Like I haven't seen that played out one hundred times in a TV drama. But this-- Even more original. Almost priceless. Yeah right.

Hey, Zura. Let me teach you the secret trick to getting outta of these handcuffs. My mother tried it, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather tried it and if you do everything right, we'll make history. Heck, we'll sell our secret to all of the other sad saps stuck like this. So, how about it?

((YOU KNOW THE DRILL. Gintoki and Katsura will be tagging separately!))

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
My bearing has nothing to do with this matter.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Then...

...it takes one to know one.

[identity profile] rockjection.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
That idiom is irrelevant to this conversation and situation!

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[pulling out a bomb and marker and writing Princess on the bomb]

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[tossing it over though it's not armed]

[identity profile] rockjection.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't my bomb! And if anyone's the police here, it's me!

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[SWORD DRAW]

Then I will apprehend you myself.

[identity profile] rockjection.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you make any sense?!

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Quiet, terrorist. You have no Miranda Rights.

[identity profile] rockjection.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nein, nein. The terrorist is you.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
The proof of your offense is right in your hands.

[identity profile] rockjection.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't even my handwriting.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
You're right. That is my handwriting. You're a thief and a terrorist.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Though why would you steal something labeled "Princess"? Are you trying to imply something?

[identity profile] rockjection.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder too. I think you're just pinning a crime on me.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
A samurai takes credit for his own deeds.

[identity profile] seppukuyourself.livejournal.com 2009-09-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Then I will take responsibility for this situation!

[swinging his sword and-

OFF WITH HIS ARM]

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