Gintoki and Katsura's Excellent Adventure!

[broke-bushido.livejournal.com]

Getting stuck in a cave: Funny, funny! Really original! Hilarious! Like I haven't seen that played out one hundred times in a TV drama. But this-- Even more original. Almost priceless. Yeah right.

Hey, Zura. Let me teach you the secret trick to getting outta of these handcuffs. My mother tried it, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather tried it and if you do everything right, we'll make history. Heck, we'll sell our secret to all of the other sad saps stuck like this. So, how about it?

((YOU KNOW THE DRILL. Gintoki and Katsura will be tagging separately!))

Comments

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

The proof of your offense is right in your hands.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

This isn't even my handwriting.

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

You're right. That is my handwriting. You're a thief and a terrorist.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

And you're an idiot.

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

Though why would you steal something labeled "Princess"? Are you trying to imply something?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I wonder too. I think you're just pinning a crime on me.

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

A samurai takes credit for his own deeds.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Then do it.

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

Then I will take responsibility for this situation!

[swinging his sword and-

OFF WITH HIS ARM]

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

[WHAT THE HELL]

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

[a rubber arm flops to the ground and the real one comes out of the kimono still cuffed]

Ah. That one was fake....

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

[LOUD AND HEAVY SIGH GOES HERE]

[seppukuyourself.livejournal.com]

If you're tired, I suggest you take a nap.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I'm actually exasperated, not tired.