Justice on Sale!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*it is a dark evening, the cool ocean breeze blowing about as you go out for a stroll... Why, this could be the perfect evening, you think! If only you had that special someone to share it with, yes, this is a true ideal atmosphere*

*a shame that atmosphere is instantly and completely annihilated by the sound of a bomb going off nearby! And when you turn to the source of that explosion, you see a decently sized hut that you could have sworn wasn't there before, with a single sign hanging over the entrance:*

[GUNNAR'S JUSTICE EMPORIUM]

*do you dare enter?*

(( Open for business! Details over yonder. ))

Comments

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

How did that happen?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

I decided it, just now!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! Danke, I suppose.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hrm? What is this... 'danke' you speak of?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Danke is thanks in German.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

German? Hrm... I have never heard of that either...!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

It's a kind of language, and a race too.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

--aha! So your world has a diverse mix of language and races? Very interesting...

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Is it not like that in yours?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Races, yes. However, the only other language I am aware of is the Puni one.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Puni?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Puni puni, puninii nii!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

[what the]

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

That, my good man, is an example of the puni language!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

What did you say?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

That they are a race of easily squashed monsters of varying sizes, but also can be quite intelligent!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Your world must have really interesting races, Herr Gunnar.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hah! I greatly enjoy the variety it brings!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. So I only have 300 Gunnar Points left, ja?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

That is correct!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

How would I acquire more, if given the chance?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Prove to be entertaining!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

How would you define entertainment?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmhmhm... I shouldn't really tell specifics so you can't abuse my system, but anything I deem interesting or amusing!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! All right then.