Justice on Sale!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*it is a dark evening, the cool ocean breeze blowing about as you go out for a stroll... Why, this could be the perfect evening, you think! If only you had that special someone to share it with, yes, this is a true ideal atmosphere*

*a shame that atmosphere is instantly and completely annihilated by the sound of a bomb going off nearby! And when you turn to the source of that explosion, you see a decently sized hut that you could have sworn wasn't there before, with a single sign hanging over the entrance:*

[GUNNAR'S JUSTICE EMPORIUM]

*do you dare enter?*

(( Open for business! Details over yonder. ))

Comments

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hah! But fear not, going by your ability to make me speak the puni language, you will have no trouble at all!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! All right then, I'll be chill.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Be as chill as you want! Just none of that... 'chilling like a villain' I have heard students do.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Chilling like a villain?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I have heard certain students back home do such a thing... Which is unforgivable!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

How exactly do they do that?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

I do not know! Which is all the more reason to be suspicious of it! However... If it means they are planning to form an evil organization... Hmhmhm... That could prove interesting.

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Your world sounds like my kind of world, ja?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Ohooo? Just what makes you say that?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Evil organizations give me a lot of sweeping to do.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hrm? So you are... a janitor of evil?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

... nein, nein, nein. You're waaaay too off.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

A... butler of evil!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

Wrong.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

And you certainly don't look the maid type... What means do you use to do your sweeping then?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

... Herr Gunnar, that was a metaphor.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

--hrm?! So you do not clean evil at all?!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I just make sure the evil receive the justice they deserve.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Oho! So you are also an ally of justice! I should have noticed sooner!

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I get that a lot.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmhm... So tell me, what is your preferred method?

[rockjection.livejournal.com]

I object.