Justice on Sale!

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*it is a dark evening, the cool ocean breeze blowing about as you go out for a stroll... Why, this could be the perfect evening, you think! If only you had that special someone to share it with, yes, this is a true ideal atmosphere*

*a shame that atmosphere is instantly and completely annihilated by the sound of a bomb going off nearby! And when you turn to the source of that explosion, you see a decently sized hut that you could have sworn wasn't there before, with a single sign hanging over the entrance:*

[GUNNAR'S JUSTICE EMPORIUM]

*do you dare enter?*

(( Open for business! Details over yonder. ))

Comments

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

*do I dare?... no not really, I'm leaving, fuck your store*

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

*bursting out of the ground in front of you* Not so fast!

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

*OH GOD TAKING SEVERAL STEPS BACK*

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

I cannot have potential customers, even if they do have the aura of evil about them, walk away so easily!

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Why were you IN THE GROUND!?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hah! That was one of my many secret techniques, so I cannot give further details.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

And what was that about me being a potential customer?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh... There's not need to be shy. I know you must have at least some interest in what I have cooked up in there.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Things I don't care about.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hooo... You can say that before even looking inside?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Just a feeling.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Name a utility or item you desire.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Restraining Order.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hooo... Being clever, are we?

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

I try.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

But not clever enough! I am still waiting.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Fine, do you happen to have anything that would make someone smarter than they could ever possibly be?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Hmm? I have one or two items that can temporarily do such a thing, but nothing permanent.

Heh heh... Not yet, at least.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Exactly how long then.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

A time table for such a thing would be unreliable! Especially now that my synthesis assistant has vanished on me.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

You need a time table!?

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

I am a busy man! I have many things to do aside from work on a way to forcibly increase someones intelligence.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

... Do it to yourself, then you can do better work.

[drillofjustice.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh... I have a hand in everything. However! Having assistants makes things go much faster.

[mir-aculous.livejournal.com]

Okay. Can I leave now?